Marv Jolston

Recently downsized. Thanks economy. Back home with kids while wife wears the pants

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I want a larger bulkier iPhone that doesn't take pictures or makes phone calls http://mashable.com/apple-tablet

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RT @davidmj Experts recommend Chris Brown can win us all back by singing an apology to Rihanna. http://bit.ly/e4M9E #saveyourcareer

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Daylight Savings always a great (and acceptable) reason to skip church. It's waffle time.

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After about 20 minutes into it, I realized that Watchmen was not for kids under 12. Hoping Thing 1 & Thing 2 recover.

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#FollowFriday @davidmj makes me laugh @BostonTweet keeps me informed about Beantown, @herbadmother I see a lot in her that reminds me of me

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I'm not a bad dad, I swear! I'm just not a great one.

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Sadly I can only blame myself for my kids "working blue". Nobody has taught them more poop and fart jokes than myself.

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How is it possible it's 8:45 and I'm just now getting the kids down???? Please don't tell wifey - she'll kill me.

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Ah Sunday - the day of the week that I can fake being asleep to the point that wife, grudgingly gets up with the kids - guilt free

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I am overwhelmed at the force of TwitterMoms but where the TwitterDads at?

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7am - reheating the coffee made 24 hrs earlier. Doesn't taste great but all the nutrients are still there and by nutrients i mean caffeine!

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Thing 1 woke up with nightmares. Can only be comforted by mommy...that's a shame.

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@FabGirl Got it down to a science. Drop pile of take-out menus in front of baby. Whichever one he starts gumming down on first gets the call

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It will take time, but sooner or later, I'll get the hang of serving a nutritious lunch to 3 growing children. 'til then Thank God for Eggos

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@motherbumper you think YOU make a bad princess? How about one with hairy legs, a 3-day beard and absolutely NO grace.

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Slowly understanding how a baby's inability to sleep through the night, affects someone's mood. And all along I assumed wifey was grumpy.

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A tremendous THUMP from upstairs is never a good omen. Thumb wrestling wife to see who investigates.

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Wifey noticed last night's bottle of Merlot was a lighter today. She asked how many glasses I had during the day. Caught, I lied and said 2.