Miranda Carpentier

welcome to my diary

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

Cody just called me a throat goblin

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

Listened to secondhand serenade ONCE in 15 years and now I’m crying over the guy I liked in 2009 what the fuck

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

@mandaakaay I know I already got mine but like - that one fucking hurt

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

They told me all of my cages were mental. So I got wasted like all my potential.

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

I just found out my husband never had a Club Penguin account who let me marry this uncultured animal

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

@mandaakaay 😭

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

Trying to comprehend how after 17 years I’m finally going to be in the same room as DR Taylor Alison Swift 😭🥹✨🪩 @taylorswift13

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

The morning poop TikTok scroll on a Saturday is unmatched

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

“At what point is it no longer about the dick and just about paying for the cum”

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

Entering my Reputation Era 🐍

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

Cody knows every word to supernova girl

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

“I just had a crazy drunk idea”

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

@chelseaanndiehl Bro he’s MEAN AF

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

@chelseaanndiehl At this rate there is no way that you won’t win at regionals!

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

Get a friend to talk about poop with

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

What part of the Cheerio are you? I’d like to be the crunch because it doesn’t always end with a nut

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

@mandaakaay Not all heros wear capes

[Miranda Carpentier @StayCreepy___]

@chelseaanndiehl This was my reminder to send you the new password