Ellis Khaloufi

@uakron/@ohiou Alum @mal_bauman 🕺🏽🕺🏽

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

you can charge $20 for a sandwich now, even if it’s not that good. you didn’t used to be able to charge $20 for a sandwich — especially if it wasn’t that good — but you can now

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

this is going to go down as one of my favorite ever standoffs. mainly because the stakes were hilariously low, but also because that didn’t stop Jacoby from knowing his worth.

if you want me to be your tank commander, you’re at least not going to screw me.

[sbm @latinapolpot]

Dude who picked this out the trash gotta be the first ever bronsexual

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Ooh baby let’s start the season tomorrow lmao

[Liaz🧃 @SAJIOON]

@KollegeKidd Grown man telling a 13yr old kid “you’re so much stronger than me” what a joke. And his stupid ass momma also needs to be put behind bars.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The FICO credit score was introduced in 1989. The average Boomer was around 35 then, which means many of them bought their first homes and cars before an imaginary three-digit number had such a huge impact on their lives. They really did pull the ladder up behind them.

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Dude got chased around the crib and beat up for what

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Federal officials acknowledged in court documents that they canceled grants to states that didn’t vote for President Trump in 2024. https://t.co/FeH69OK3fq

[X @Xouy17]

I don't try to be nonchalant, I genuinely do not care about a lot of shit.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Just insane timeline we’re living in. Not sure how this country ever recovers from this authoritarian far right madness.

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[👨🏼‍🦲Jeff✌🏼☝🏼🖐🏼 @Philly_Bul215]

Niggas thought Bron was going to play with the African brick layers down Miami 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Tom @Tck1978]

We need more of this nowadays @TheRealCoach_JB

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

The West Has Fallen.

[BJ Jones @InsideHBCUFball]

I’ll continue to say this! ADULTS have ruined youth football

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[Jordan Strack @JordanStrack]

The Columbus Dispatch. This is an article from the Columbus Dispatch on whether or not a 21-year-old college student has a girlfriend. This is…just yikes.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

philly cheesesteak wit da bron hennessy

[ً @artfuIchaos]

It’s insane how many people are insecure about their appearance but not their character.