alec

Been lowkey balling

[alec @staz__]

Chad: does a line of blow in the bathroom

Her:

[Danya @dxxnya]

the first time i stayed the night with this guy, he saw my body and got a nose bleed. that’s the new standard, i’m no longer accepting compliments

[alec @staz__]

@archeosophy @bornposting Using a covid movie as a point is actually embarrassing

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

i do kinda admire the sheer delusion of chuds to think that a Nolan blockbuster has any chance in hell of bombing lol

[alec @staz__]

@LSUomaha8 @guy_eagles @Kalshi_Film Ill bet your bank account it does

[alec @staz__]

People that think the Odyssey is going to fail are morons

[alec @staz__]

@jackunheard This will go down as one of the dumbest tweets of all time

[Balogun @balogun]

My debut World Cup… it hurts to wait 4 years to compete at the highest level our sport has to offer. I want to say sorry to our fans it was not good enough when it mattered most and we let you down

Soccer in America will only become bigger the belief, the talent, and the passion is continually growing and I know the best days are in front of us, the future belongs to those who never stop believing, this moment will fuel us. We will be back

Why not us?

For the nation. For the flag.
🇺🇸🦅
B

[alec @staz__]

@ThinnLii @GoatedWsHM @EderMassimo1987 @CinemaTweets1 Tell me you dont know how movies work without telling me type shit

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Soccer in the United States might not ever recover from this

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Ewwwww dude

[alec @staz__]

@derekclarksport Soft

[alec @staz__]

@BookitWithTrent Delete

[alec @staz__]

Belgium is soft, scared they cant beat the US with their best player

[alec @staz__]

@MrBeast 1,234.876

[leon @skyferrori]

the way she’s gonna film this and sell 300 variants of the wedding to milk her brainless fans dry

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Spade @DetectiveSpade_]

Ned isn’t even a character. He’s a prop that talks sometimes. He has no story, no agency, no narrative importance at all. He’s superfluous & superficial, just like the rest of the MCU Spidey supporting cast.

Harry is a legitimate character in every sense of the word.

[alec @staz__]

@jimbrown1979 @yung_sacuegod @PropJoeDFS Never coming home

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

He doesn't get the hate he deserves.

[alec @staz__]

@FanDuel uzbekistan had 3 shots on goal, fix this