CΔlico

Creation 🎨

[greg @greg16676935420]

How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea

[4 Eyes @_hotboyzack]

I’m tired of that bitch😭

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women be mad at you for being right about them. I

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

France and England pointless third place match for no reason:

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I need a new woman to get over the woman I was using to get over my ex.

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

violent gorilla attack

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I tried America… will try again next time I see this nerd

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

“I’m so annoying that you must be gay”

[Anurag Kochar @anurag__kochar]

hypocrisy of women

[Reginald @ginald87]

A females worst enemy is a guy with a logical brain.

[CΔlico @Stcalico]

After a bih gets ran through she wanna settle down 😭😭😭 stay in the streets

[DJ Flow @ITSDJFLOW]

Physical touch = Too horny
Acts of service = I’m not your mom
Receiving gifts = Feminine
Quality time = ✅ doesn’t require effort
Word of affirmation = why you need to hear that

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing: