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Tracking the real reason stocks do what they do. A project of @muffinista #botALLY

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Analysts suspect that Biogen Idec (BIIB) was down -1.552% today because the place that I’m from doesn’t exist anymore

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Investors traded 5525831 shares of Applied Materials (AMAT) because i recently discovered that i'm probably lactose intolerant

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Amid reports that on this day I became the first man to kickflip an e-scooter., Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) is down -0.32%

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Investors traded 921980 shares of Autodesk (ADSK) because my photographer took too many jas pics I actually hate him for it😔

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Google (GOOGL) lost -0.306% today amid reports that Brian Nichols was at large?

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Analysts suspect that Analog Devices (ADI) was down -2.373% today because i will shame you 😒

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Because it's over, smile because it happened., https://t.co/K3Gb9OUwLD (AMZN) is down -0.217%

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Mondelez International (MDLZ) gained 0.183% today because a society maintains careful temporal limits, it understands its past as destiny; that is,

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Investors traded 7998828 shares of Tesla Motors (TSLA) because scribblers get loving

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PACCAR (PCAR) gained 0.215% today amid reports that she’s easy 🤢 she’s 29 get a life

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Because they dont exist, Marriott International (MAR) is up 0.52%

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Ross Stores (ROST) gained 1.9220000000000002% today amid reports that they have the same opinion.

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Because it's so painful.. 😭, Adobe Systems (ADBE) is up 0.031%

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Because I’m at my wits end with my current job., Micron Technology (MU) is up 1.229%

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Illumina (ILMN) gained 0.295% today because the African Tribes belong to me.

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QUALCOMM (QCOM) lost -2.316% today because crying really brings out the blue in my eyes haha 🙈☺️

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Analysts suspect that C.H. Robinson Worldwide (CHRW) was up 2.251% today because we're stupid and wanted vlive+ not this shit

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Amid reports that of the disrespect., Tesla Motors (TSLA) is down -3.611%

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Amid reports that all I wanna do is take a nap but I’ve got shit to do so I can’t 😭, Cerner (CERN) is up 0.767%

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Investors traded 1201713 shares of Avago Technologies Limited (AVGO) because you abandoned your nintendogs like that