Stephen Tomkinson

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[🧸ྀི @mcfc_NIW]

Most likeable person in Football

[Stephen Tomkinson @SteTomkinson]

@EmilyTaylorTips 👍🏻

[𝐄 🇧🇻 @ErlingProp]

Ridiculous record in every competition

[Johnny Marr @Johnny_Marr]

I’m pleased to announce my new album, The Age Of Everything, released on 2nd October 2026.

The first track, Spin, is out now. The official video is live on YouTube now.

The Age Of Everything is available to pre-order / pre-save now https://t.co/v9YAl0OsNX

#TheAgeOfEverything #JohnnyMarr

[Mati Smith🇦🇷 @Trumperizar]

🇯🇵 Terminó el partido contra Holanda y los japoneses se quedaron para limpiar todo el estadio.

La verdadera superioridad cultural.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Jimmy Carr nailed something a lot of us feel but can’t explain.

We’re living better than 99.9% of humans who ever walked the earth, hot showers, modern medicine, endless entertainment, kids that actually survive infancy, yet so many of us feel miserable.

He calls it “life dysmorphia.” We get used to how good we have it (the hedonic treadmill), then compare ourselves to everyone else and tank our own happiness.

As he puts it: happiness = quality of life minus envy.

Marcus Aurelius put it perfectly: “Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself in your way of thinking.”

When was the last time you caught yourself feeling unhappy despite objectively having it pretty damn good?

[@DrKatie.BSky.Social @doctor_katie]

There are no words.

The whole profession feels Dr Kumar’s grief.

We all empathise with this outrageous request. What’s happened to mental health trusts? Where’s the oversight for these failings? It’s happening on a national scale. It’s a silent catastrophe.

@CareQualityComm

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money.

Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Matthew McConaughey cuts through the “do what you love” hype.

Sometimes the job sucks. Sometimes the relationship needs work. Sometimes you don’t feel like tending the fire you’ve been building for years.

But that doesn’t always mean it’s wrong, it might just mean it’s hard.

He says do the sweaty, bloody work anyway. Put out the small smoke before it becomes a blaze. Sacrifice today so you can sleep better tomorrow, still connected to who you set out to be.

Real life isn’t all passion. Sometimes it’s tending the garden even when you’d rather walk away.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Three years ago today, we celebrated our historic treble and turned the streets of Manchester BLUE 🩵🏆

[Stephen Tomkinson @SteTomkinson]

@FBAwayDays Looks like a bar code

[@DrKatie.BSky.Social @doctor_katie]

Ah. Right, ok. So to do what general practice is not allowed to do?

Double standards much?

Number of pts seen each day in A&Es, MIUs, WICs… 76,000

Number of pts seen in GP? 1,500,000

“Bring back the family doctor”?
Do me a favour 🥀😞

https://t.co/3G3qEmBkQm

@BMA_GP

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Bank says I can't afford an £800 a month mortgage so I pay £1300 a month rent instead.

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

He’s dating Kim Kardashian, who has an estimated net worth of nearly $2 billion. He's worth nearly $500 million and lives in Monaco to avoid paying taxes in the UK.

Remarkable lack of self-awareness.

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[The Iceman @the_iceman64]

90% of the soldiers on the first boats to hit the beach didn't live to see the end of the day. Look at those faces. Some of them never made it to 18.

Never forget that they paid the ultimate price for our freedom. We live our lives the way we do because of them.

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[James Steen @BMA_James_Steen]

All the time they’re paying physicians’ assistants more than doctors, the government’s position of “there’s no more money for doctors” is utterly untenable.

Updated disparities, as at 1 April 2026👇🏼

[Dr Steve Taylor @DrSteveTaylor]

CONTEXT

The average GP practice (there are 6300) will see 60,000 patients in one year