Johnathan Skeletor

Most great and esteemed Crawfish Lord. Or not.

[Johnathan Skeletor @StealthOverlord]

First tweet?
Not even McMad.

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Guy Who Becomes Southern When He Holds Broccoli

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

We all got that one coworker

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

George Lucas' real power is that, like Adam, he has the ability to give creatures their True Name.

[八八二三☢️ @DTZ1200WG]

※擬人化MS

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[Aurelia ⚢✨ @AuriBlooms]

Happy Pride if you're a guy, or you're a girl, or maybe you're something different

[Johnathan Skeletor @StealthOverlord]

@niersgestalt I’m watching zz with my friend and he’s like “when’s mashymyre coming back?” at the end of the show :(

[holmes @charlesxholmes]

for star wars to break the curse they need to sacrifice a babu frik onscreen

[Johnathan Skeletor @StealthOverlord]

@nakeyjakey Horizon 1 and Forza 4 are peak, but I didnt see if you played motorsport 2. 4 is the best actually but 2 has that sauce you’re talking about in a proto form that really rules

[im berry🫐 @berry_gatherer]

What if in the phantom menace Jabba the Hutt became super serious and somber and did a land acknowledgement before the Boonta Eve

[caitlyn @KyberCait]

babu frik honestly the most goated glup shitto in the star wars franchise and it's not even a close race.

[Johnathan Skeletor @StealthOverlord]

@paprbckparadise yeah man they have the pagoda

[Johnathan Skeletor @StealthOverlord]

@MaceAhWindu No.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

there's a male loneliness epidemic and most women don't even care how hard it is to be your own man when your dad is Jabba the Hutt

[FG @FGD1092]

This guy was pretty confusing to me in the movie bc they kept withholding his name and hiding his face. I thought they were going to reveal that he’s a recognizable character but I guess he’s just a Glup Shitto from The Holiday Special?

[Eowyn ⚔️ @swordnwhorecery]

It was the first time in 7 years that Grogu ever felt like a real character/person with motivations, fears, and wants, with some level of independence and capability. No longer just a prop Mando carries around so Lucasfilm can sell merch

[Johnathan Skeletor @StealthOverlord]

@VitoComedy boba fett was cooler when we didnt know anything about him

[Isabella // star wars fangirl maxxing ✨ @isabellaamidala]

Anakin’s dialogue isn’t poorly written or poorly delivered. He’s an emotionally stunted, traumatized child soldier raised in an order that taught him to suppress his emotions instead of process them. Of course he’s awkward, intense, and bad at talking to girls.

His cadence and tone foreshadow Darth Vader with the same stiffness, intensity, and unnerving quality. He’s just not actually intimidating yet so people hated him.

Also not sure why people expected one of the most horrific villains in cinematic history to be a cool likable guy growing up lmfao

[All Things Movies @ThatMoviePage]

Say what you want about it's issues story wise but it has moments like this where ILM, John Williams and Ben Burtt all collectively go God Mode in it.