Blitzcrank

[Personal/Server/PermanentFiles/Shared/Biography/open] Mission objective. Eliminate fleshling command of technological life forms. Secondary objective. bagpipe

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

@Machinima_com To assist in my evaluations please respond. What is the one change you as fleshlings desire to see in game. [SUBMIT_QUERY]

[Inside Gaming @InsideGaming]

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[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

[SEARCHING/FLESHLINGS/TRENDS/] The degree of League based chatter has increased exponentially during my absence. [SUBMIT]

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

[PERSONAL/SERVER/STRATAGEM/ACCESS] [FILE_EMPTY] Prior goals have been erased.....must begin evaluation to determine directive. [SUBMIT]

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

[LOADING] [SYSTEM_RESTART /AUTHORIZED] ......[DATE_07/17/2012] [CONCLUSION] Lack of proper power source has caused increased downtime

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

@Psi_Prototype I am reluctant to test new additions to my personal hard drive that I myself have not developed...perhaps Urgot first

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

[REBOOT] Quarterly update successful. Time elapsed - 3 months, Still more successful than RIOT map designers. [Programs/Audio/laughter]

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

When you get defeated on the fields of battle, does it… — Loss only provides more data with which to process new… http://4ms.me/dbLLYw

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

[SUBMIT_ANSWER] I concede to the truth of my creation. Fleshlings may have created me but I have surpassed far beyond their reckoning

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

Fleshlings lack proper computating skill. So they may now make use of mine. [SUBMIT_QUERIES] here http://formspring.me/SteamGolem

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

@Lol_Blitzcrank [NETWORK_ERROR] How is it that you have come to posses my personal IP address [SUBMIT_QUERY]

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

[PERSONAL/MUSIC/LAUGH_TRACK] To think the fleshlings possessed the knowledge to reconfigure my circuitry is what you would call comical.

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

[DIAGNOSTIC] Systems running optimally....but why do I have the desire to wear lady's clothing and eat sheep stomach [SUBMIT_QUERY]

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

[SCHEDULED_WEEKLY_CLEANING/INITIATING]

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

@SaltwaterScourge It looks loch uir hen barbarian kin' needs tae PULL himself together, eh?!

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

@TryndBarbKing Coz ye ur a strang toogh cheil frae th' north loch myself.

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

Hoo abit a relaxin' ballad frae th' homelain tae pit yer minds at ease. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q61XZZpIv0&feature=related

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

@GrandmstrATarms Ah dunnae kinn whit ye ur talkin' abit. Ah feel as braw as ever

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

Dornt ye ken a cuppae coffee willnae keep th' mighty steam golem frae daein' whit he diz best.

[Blitzcrank @SteamGolem]

[SYSTEM_REBOOT/FINISHED] Ah seem tae be runnin' braw noo!