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I hate writing. I love writing.

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

I'm backup singer dancing to the song in my head.

#FridayWorkVibes #fridayworkflow

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

@BenGolliver Snipes? That's funny. How thin-skinned are you reporters?

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

I just saw a pet grooming salon called Shangri-Paw. I'm afraid that delicious bit of word play is lost upon most of the citizens here.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Everybody loves autumn. In #Charlotte, the police are using tear gas with just a hint of pumpkin spice. #Nascar #HallOfFame #RealTime

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

The Third Saturday in October has officially become a concern.

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

When you and the squad see each other too damn much, but can't stand being apart.

#nashvillefire #squadgoals

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

Miss Snodgrass can get it

#VicePrincipals

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

This tree was all, "Hell nah son. You ain't climbing on me. You barking up the wrong tree."

#treesothorny

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

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[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

When it comes to selling cars, Jon Snow is no McConaughey.

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

Tacos, you say?

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

These pix from Warner Center don't do it justice. Some of the flames are straight red. #SandFire

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

The sitter just sent me this pic. Doesn't seem like Han was sweatin' me at all!! #alwayssmiling #goldenretriever

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

I see now where Pharrell got the inspiration for his hat.

#fogodechao #latergram

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

Cool guy from LA, loud lady from Texas and yours truly with meat-filled tummies.

#fogodechao #phoenix #hotasballs

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

It's 7:30pm

#phoenix #hotasballs

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

Chatsworth: known for huge rocket engines. (And other types of thrusting.)
#rocketdyne #apollo #f1 #porn #chatsworth

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

On this sad day, I still have to wish a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to two of my faves: @MelBrooks and @CamilleGuaty. #PrayForTurkey

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

You don't stop the tummy rubs until he indicates it is ok to do so.

#goldensofinstagram… https://t.co/8BELB28ZG8

[Steamer @SteamerSteamer]

High above Serrania Park...