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in luv with da shue 🌶

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I forget I’m pregnant until I catch a glimpse of my reflection or am on the verge of passing out because I missed breakfast lol

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life is so funny because i live on my own, am married, and work in corporate america but am still just a retard

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My parents are pushing 50 and got us having out with them until 2 in the morning

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Me and Adrian truly have the most beautiful life 🥺♥️

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@4svog A skin quilt out of their dead dad 😭

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@4svog Alex plz reread this

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@Shuevey ily 🥲

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@Shuevey Aaaaa

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@Shuevey You want to fight?

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@Stephaguirre When I woke up I thought it was just another random bruise I got, but I started to notice how much it was hurting 😂

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Don’t hype me into doing anything when I’m drunk because I will do it & I will hurt myself

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@Stephaguirre Apparently we blacked out because we didn’t remember me getting my fingers caught in the ceiling fan 😂

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@Shuevey

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Torn between a wellness weekend for two for my birthday or a bbq with plenty alcohol & my fav jams 🥲

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Adrian chucking his phone at me before his bed time pee every night

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on vacation mode, doesn’t leave for vacation for another 2 weeks

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“it’s a shame god gave him balls” -grandma

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Understanding Ron Swanson more working corporate life under State stipulations

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@4svog 🥲 thank you Alex! You are resilient and kind, the girly pops are so lucky to have you as their mama 💚💘

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*several big sighs*

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taking my L and celebrating my small wins today

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having the most unfortunate work day 😞