The Stainless Steel Cat

Not a real cat. Views not necessarily my own never mind anyone else's. Upholder of the dual-apostrophe sha'n't. Mastodon: @[email protected]

[The Stainless Steel Cat @SteelCat]

@AaronBastani "The Love Boat!
We'll use AI to catch the crims,
The Love Boat,
Then we'll have robots to break their limbs..."

[The Stainless Steel Cat @SteelCat]

@Doomer_Armus Because it's on a PADD and all PADDs are 3cm thick?

[Ed Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex]

Will the UK government be the first government to face an AI copyright lawsuit?

Its new 'AI jobcentre in your pocket' seems to have been trained on text from Harry Potter and The Lord of The Rings, as well as lyrics from Elton John, The Beatles and Oasis.

https://t.co/CqBqf2dyoZ

[ani @anaisbetts]

Signal brings up such an important point here, that once the govt can know the identity of those using the Internet, it is *trivial* to restrict *or monitor* any subset of its population, on any topic or use, by expanding the law

If you are Queer this is insanely dangerous (1/2)

[Aztec Labs @AztecLabs_]

Every method deployed today either gets bypassed in mere seconds or forces users to hand over a personal document scan to a third-party server

This builds centralised databases of sensitive personal information... which then get breached by hackers or other malicious actors

[The Stainless Steel Cat @SteelCat]

@swellmacks "Ere, Eccles? It says we're on holiday!"
"Ooooh! Fine, fine, fine."
"Whatwhatwhatwhatwhat? Thrrrrpp!"
"You realise, Moriarty, that no-one under 40 will understand this reference, you silly twisted boy?"

[pan robaczek @panrobaczek]

We've seen the signs... ;)

[Jim the hermit @SleepyJim0]

Doctor: you’re not capable of working
Politicians: yes you are

Virologist: you really don’t want to be infected with SARS2 repeatedly
Politicians: it’s fine don’t concern yourself

Climatologists: we need to stop burning fossil fuels or billions will die
Politicians: drill away

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

Remember when the pandemic hit and everything was remote? Work, education. Disabled people had been begging for those things to be remote for over a decade until non-disabled people needed them. Two years after, they got rid of it. They can accommodate, they just don’t want to.

[The Stainless Steel Cat @SteelCat]

@hxll_mxtt With Tennant now being the same age as Hartnell was when he made Unearthly Child, an exact remake of that first story would be hilarious.

[tern @1goodtern]

Scottish covid wastewater confirming every other metric - there is very little covid in the UK at the moment.
Long may this last.

[The Stainless Steel Cat @SteelCat]

This is how I learned that Radio Caroline was still a thing.

Don’t care about the status of Mr Windsor.

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇬🇧 NEW: The moment Radio Caroline accidentally announced the death of King Charles live on air

King Charles has not passed away

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

The first step to any research project is a literature review, which includes actually reading the existing papers about your topic of study. This was covered on the first day of my research class in graduate school.

[The Stainless Steel Cat @SteelCat]

My bottom half already pays no taxes. It’s a lazy bum.

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

*JEFF BEZOS : BOTTOM HALF OF WORKERS SHOULD PAY ZERO TAXES

[The Stainless Steel Cat @SteelCat]

FFS!

[Sky News @SkyNews]

UK-based bank to replace 'lower-value human capital' with AI

https://t.co/7XhrYwPaOG

[Snøw @sn0wh1mb0]

Anyone else watching their workplace just slowly succumb to AI psychosis or is that just a me thing

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

FUCK TEAMS.
FUCK EXCEL.
FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP.
FUCK ONE DRIVE.

[Lim Yen Kheng @LimYenKheng]

what the hell are you talking about. YES YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS

[The Stainless Steel Cat @SteelCat]

@TheMekon_Venus Hal Itosis never figured out why he was always the one to get Holding A Spear Up A Pole duty.