Mortimer Steele

Dog nanny, husband (aka indentured servant), father to adorable parasites, insurance broker, sushi lover, addicted to coffee

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@draconian7 @PierrePoilievre the statistics beg to differ. Alberta, distant 4th when it comes to funding the country. In fact, your pipelines were paid for by the feds and Ontario, of all places

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@jojigrl @DesiGirlDiary @RougeMenace @PierrePoilievre you are correct about the NDP voters making a sacrifice for harm reduction. left-leaning voters banded together during this election because we would rather be arguing with a liberal over funding than with a conservative over human rights.

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@Interscede @DesiGirlDiary what's your idea of a Canadian? A white old man? Because I have news for you...that aint Canadian, that's what a european colonizer looks like. the real canadians have been segregated on tiny chunks of land after the country has been stolen from them.

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@Julesandsteve @DesiGirlDiary @PierrePoilievre it's not going to happen. a landlocked province surrounded on all sides by Canada? riiiiight. But genuinely, I wish you all a good journey if you manage it. good riddance

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@zagnit16 @DesiGirlDiary @PierrePoilievre wow, the racists are out in full force

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@Heather67487021 @politvidchannel So you want US power companies to pay 35% to the US government for buying Canadian electricity that Canada is not selling to the US?

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@MrNixn @historyinmemes maybe there were not enough school children at the Olympics to keep them focused

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@TacomanTxo66741 @Chevygrl63 @TheEXECUTlONER_ @elonmusk and if the communist party made a resurgence, he'd be standing there with hammer and sickle crying about the injustices against the proletariat. he has no principles, only personal interest

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@TacomanTxo66741 @Chevygrl63 @TheEXECUTlONER_ @elonmusk that's because he never cared about left or right, the only thing he ever cared about is himself and whatever gets him in power. if the nazi party was trending well, he'd put on the armband,

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ @elonmusk and whether she's black or not is completely irrelevant to whether she can be a good president or not. but if we're going there, she sure as hell more black than Trumpet

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@EurekaQau @Hawley_Jules @sexy_suburban @Aldrich1Garrett @jk_rowling @suzanne_moore historically, it's catholic priests who like to diddle children the most. to the point that churches have a dedicated insurance coverage they can buy to cover child molesters' legal liability. but sure, take your kids to church and continue to be scared of drag queen story time

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@GOP Gas prices...that's all you got? That's all you care about? You need to get your priorities straight if you think appealing to people's base greed is the way to go. Then again, maybe you just know YOUR people and the only thing that matters to them

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@TheMarkSchipper @big_bad_JAM @newstart_2024 Because at the end of the day, we have elections and more people want him in, even if they don't like him, than the other insane option. When all your options are horrible, you try to go for the the devil you know

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@thebodyforge @ReyCesare @domicilezzzz @novel40 @gunsnrosesgirl3 in mathematics there is a rule of priorities when solving a problem. 50+50*2 means that 50*2 is solved first, because multiplication is solved first, then +50 is added. for it to be 200 the problem has to be written as (50+50)*2, with the stuff in the brackets solved first

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@GTurple @defmetal @crazyclips_ I beg to differ. It may not be a moral lesson, but he certainly learned a lesson that adults are stronger and can be hazardous to your well-being if they want to be.

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@fopminui @fasc1nate Imagine what Elon Musk could do for these children, and people around the world who are in need. But we shouldn't expect much from a guy who is dumb enough to name his children X AE A-XII, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Techno Mechanicus. He'd rather post about himself on his platform

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@MissRobinMc @erinotoole Ah sadly I wish I was that useful. Regretfully, my cooking is on the level of burning water. I also have not been on here for quite some time. Lately X has been rather more inflammatory than usual and well, that's just not good for my health

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@FarmsGray @MagnanimityCom @elonmusk @CNBC It's gender discrimination, and yes, they should be fired for discrimination just as anyone who prioritises only males or only females. Your gender identity should not be a factor at all when it comes to a manager determining your work qualifications.

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@Kp78A4 @Harrysmind10 @MELANIATRUMP @KarliBonnita Let's not pretend that the first hooked was a model of dignity

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@magachrchpastr @RepBoebert Preach on and spready the light! 🤣🤣🤣🤣