johnny steele

Humorist, roustabout, muckraker, and hater of all that is stupid.

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Kudos to Twitter for getting on this problem.
#FactCheckTrump

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Trump says if he's forced to testify about his tawdry affairs with porn stars and playmates he'll plead the Filth Amendment.
#stormydanielsday #KarenMcDougal #RealDonaldTrump

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#Melania thinks her husband didn't give her anything for her birthday but that's only because gonorrhea can sometimes be asymptomatic.
#Trump #TrumpPence2020 #FLOTUS

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In honor of #EarthDay President Trump announced he's switching to sustainably harvested free-range hookers and porn stars.
@realDonaldTrump

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#trump #MLBopeningday

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#RickSantorum #March4OurLives #NRABoycott

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If you land a job with the #Trump administration and are relocating to Washington I strongly suggest you rent rather than buy.
#tillersonfired #TillersonTuesday

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Former #Trump aide goes on bizarre rant, insults press secretary, cruelly attacks others. Trump responds saying, "Hey, fucker, that's my job."
#NunbergMeltdown

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I hope allowing the importing of trophy elephants from Africa makes #Trump about as happy as the importing of trophy wives from Slovenia has.
#trophyhunting #PETA

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Officials say tariffs will hurt Trump red state voters most. Trump red state voters ask, "Who's this Tariffs fella and why do he wanna hurt us?"
#Trump #tariffs

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Damn good show tonight.

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#Trump commented on the Florida school shooting today saying, "I would have run in there even if I didn't have a weapon. Just so long as that school wasn't in Vietnam in 1968. Then, no fucking way." #DefermentDonnie #BoneSpurs

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Bay area peeps. Don't miss it. Tonight. My annual Valentine's Day Comedy Extravaganza. https://t.co/PT3aUyZtbj

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Bay area peeps, don't miss my annual Valentine's Day Comedy Extravaganza. Wednesday. Gonna be a hoot. https://t.co/PT3aUyZtbj

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Apparently Charles was not In Charge of his emotions.

#ScottBaio

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Bay area folks, don't miss my annual Valentine's Day Comedy Extravaganza. Gonna be a hoot. This year in lovely downtown Martinez, CA: https://t.co/PT3aUyZtbj

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Thanks to the stock market #trump is no longer the most unstable thing in the news.

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Trump wants to punish drug dealers. Won't that just drive the company's stock prices down? #SOTU

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Oklahoma plays Georgia today in the Teams From States Where Folks Don't Know How The Fuck To Vote Bowl.
#Rosebowl
#NewYearsDay
#Trump

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Thanks to John Paul Quilliard for the meme.

#GOPTaxBill #Republicans #Senate #Trump