Dan Walker

[the infamous©️STAFFORD MVP @leedsnoinfidel]

Scrap this competition man. Turning into a joke 🤣

[Debi Evans @DebiEvansMatron]

I sadly had to pop into #Asda 🤦‍♀️ 2 checkouts manned and LONG QUEUES whilst #SelfService empty☺️.

Well done to everyone👍 who decided to wait patiently & queue like I did. And as a bonus I had some lovely conversations with others whilst I waited. Win win.

#TakeBackControl

[The Bladesman @The_Bladesman]

The highs will never feel as good as they did with Chris Wilder as manager. I think everything that needs to be said about him has been said about a thousand times. I'm not his mate, and more importantly I don't think he's my mate, I'll just say he's my favourite, and the best, United manager of my lifetime. I'm glad he got the chance to come back and leave with most fans loving him.

#twitterblades #sufc

[David Thompson @DaveyTee25]

Chris Wilder dragged this club up with blood, sweat and pride. Sacked for Ruben Selles, a downgrade in every sense. COHSports haven’t got a clue how to run a football club. This isn’t ambition, it’s sabotage. #SUFC #twitterblades #UTB #SheffieldUnited #cohSports #blades #sheffutd

[Chelsea Empire @BalkanEmpire08]

Thierry Henry spoke for the whole world that watches football!

#Chelsea #London #EPL #UCL #football

[The92Bible @The92Bible]

If that’s a yellow, the game is well and truly gone.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

I Couldn't give two flying fucks about Our Friendship with Ukraine & Zelensky. People can't afford to feed their Kids. Our Bills have risen to a point where people can no longer cope, & fucking NONE of Our Political or Media class can be fucked to care, or deal with that.

[Sydney Jones @SydneyJones_]

How the entire UK feels right now

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Not a single current player could score this goal, or would even attempt it. Say what you want about football nostalgia, it simply isn’t as fun as it once was. Even the champions league being on ITV in this clip makes it feel more special.

[Simon says UTV @Simon_Clemson]

Sky are fuming, putting this out as they expect everyone to hate on Silva.

Well said Marco 👏

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

Axel Rudakubana is refusing to enter court for sentencing, I’m sorry, our system is broken, baton the evil b*stard over the head, drag him to the dock and read him his sentence.

I’d like him to get the death penalty for this heinous crime, time to rethink our justice system.

[Only Fools and Horses Lines @OnlyFoolsLines]

Still one of Del Boy’s best every deliveries �

[🐝🐝 @OSpin_Laden]

6 years ago this lady said it perfectly, still nothing has changed

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

This is absolutely brilliant… 🤣👏

[Bass player @BrexitBassist]

I won't be happy until i see the Christmas festivities of my youth returned.

Carol singing
Christmas songs
Twinkling lights and trees
Shop and street displays
Pub decorations
Bustling Christmas markets

And everyone with happy faces joining in.

Make UK great again 🇬🇧🎄🎉🎶🇬🇧

[Jean Hatchet @JeanHatchet]

Dear @FA,

Usually an open letter is quite polite. This one won't be. You don't deserve it. You made a 17-year-old girl cry and get on her knees and apologise for calling a full grown man a fucking man.

Women aren't having that.

In fact, she only asked a question, the fairest question on the pitch. She asked a man if he was a man, and then told him to get off the pitch of a woman's football game. Your actual FUCKING JOB is to make sure women's football is played fairly, by women, and you let a man with a beard and some jewellery lie and cheat his way onto the pitch.

Have you lost your fucking minds or do you just hate women? Could be both, even if your chair IS a woman. She's just a traitor to the rest of us fighting for fair and safe sport for women. When the snivelling misogynists at @kickitout came along reporting her for telling the truth, it was your actual fucking job to tell them to fuck off with that snitching, bullying bullshit. What did you do? You gave her a 6 match ban.

You made the choice to prioritise a hairy-arsed cheat over a girl who has had to fight her way to that team place, only to be told she's a bigot and a transphobe for correctly pointing at the hairy-arsed cheat. Sue me if he waxes his arse because that would be the only lie here.

You're banging out "discrimination" judgements at 17-year-old girls who can correctly identify what they see in front of them, while you get on your knees to the fucking trans bullies because you can't stand up for women.

This is why this letter isn't the usual, gentle plea to listen. You have listened. You listened to men who lie about themselves. You made the wrong fucking choice and women are judging you hard for it.

I'll snitch tag in @IanWright0 because he needs to know how angry women are about this. He will also be more than aware how many men agree with us. Maybe he can knock some sense into the rest of you.

So can you all stop fucking hiding in the trophy room or wherever the fuck the bunker is for this atrocious attack on women, and come out and talk with us? DM open.

We are loud, we are angry and we will see you Sunday.
Jean. @twelve0fiveUK

#AreYouAMan
#HesAMan
#SeeYouSunday

[Sol Limb @slimbyJR]

Looks like I’m in need of a place to play my football next year, if anyone is looking for a striker drop me a message ⚽️

[Tom Weaver @tomweaver01]

Any retweets are appreciated👍🏼

[Andy 🐼 🏆 @leazesender_]

That is not offside. It just isn’t, and it’s sure as fuck not clear and obvious. At best it’s open to interpretation. So it’s basically whatever decision you want it to be. And this is where the favouritism, bias and corruption come in. This isn’t a fair game anymore.