Henry Steelhammer

29, Improviser, Actor, Bartender, and EMT. Trying to find how many professions I can collect. He/Him/His

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Hit the 1K club last week, and to all you weight lifters. Don't worry, that's my pay check, not my squat, deadlift, bench max. #EMS #911 #livingwage

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If there is one truth in #customerservice it's that any time somebody says "Don't worry, I'll take care of you at the end," they are not, in fact, going to take care of you.

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@rihanna is performing on my favorite Smash stage. #SuperBowlLVII #HalftimeShow

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Every so often I remember the OSHA violations that were committed as theater high schooler. #Ladderwalking #luckytobealive

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@Revica_Syrup I got an ax for 29 so... Catch-up

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The save our planets in me and the tiny child in me are so excited about this. https://t.co/qMchUCyYNo

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Hey y'all, don't cook anything, including chicken, in NyQuil. Just use more spices than salt and pepper. I recommend garlic powder, chili powder, and paprika. #whatcooking

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Nobody should call without warning after 7PM unless it is an emergency.

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One of the nice things about travelling from LA is everywhere is cheaper than where I live.

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Now that they are going after steaming service sharers, what's next? Me using my mom's rewards card at the grocery store?

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"You're 40 now this is your drug of choice"- Tums

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@Well_Witch I said out loud, "ew," when I got it right.

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Got spat on today, cross another one off the #EMSbingo card

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"I think I made a bad choice in mixing meth, heroine, and fentanyl"- one of the transports

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The amount of EMTs who joke that they chose this career path for the short life expectancy is about as high as 4 patients I transported today.

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Being an EMT is weird in that every so often you get hit with a "huh, I thought my first *insert traumatic incident* would affect me more" and then just keep going with your shift.

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@upstreamculotte Always. That and somebody doing hand stands