Sebastian Meltzer

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Martin Brodeur just gave up his 2,757th goal, most allowed in NHL history.
To be fair, he also has 135 more wins than any other goalie.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg were 13-years-old when they started writing the script for "Superbad."

[NHL Public Relations @NHLPR]

CORRECTION: Jaromir Jagr's 119 GWGs are the most of any player since 1967-68. Gordie Howe holds the all-time record with 121. @EliasSports

[Benny McRae @bennymcrae]

@Steeljaw37 you still have twitter?? Or you back on the rotary phone?

[Marcos Crypto @MarcosBTCreal]

Alex Rodriguez playing third, batting forth, and pleading the fifth.

[George Parros @GeorgeParros]

Would also like to say BONJOUR to @CanadiensMTL and all of the Habs fans out there! Very excited to play for such a great Franchise!!!

[James Duthie @tsnjamesduthie]

Schneider did not know about the trade when it was announced. When you saw Gillis on the phone right after, it was with Schneider.

[London Knights @LondonKnights]

Congratulations to @Remi_Elie as he is taken in the 2nd Round, 40th overall by the @DallasStars! Bright future ahead for him! #NHLDraft

[Hawkesbury Hawks @hawkesburyhawks]

Hawks alumn @Remi_Elie gets picked 40th overall by the @DallasStars

[Dave Hughes @Davidrahughes]

Remember My Name.

[Therrien's Temper @AngryMichel]

PK has been driving around town wit a banner dat says "Norris, Bitch" and honking da horn for hours.

[Sebastian Meltzer @Steeljaw37]

Bergeron/Dupuis @Buccigross #bucciovertimechallenge

[Hal Gill @Skillsy75]

It's crazy how different the world is from Vegas. #quiet #sober #real #needahalfway