Half an hour till this magnificent film. One of the all-time great comedies and the absolute benchmark for action comedy. Brilliantly constructed and played.
1) You need to calm down.
2) The country doesn’t need the whistleblower to know what you’ve done. That’s just the person who raised the alarm.
3) Pack your bags. We’re throwing you out, whether by impeachment or by vote.
Remember when I asked you all to "like" a tweet with no interesting content just to see how high it would go? Well, I forgot what number it hit, so I'm doing it again. Thanks for your cooperation.
#TwitterTestRerun
Of course more shootings will follow. You won’t ban guns, you tinpot, Russian puppet wannabe-despot. How’s the golf cheating going while your citizens are being shot & sitting out a hurricane?
.@SouthernRailUK & @NintendoUK This just smacked me on the head on my to work. Are you in cahoots with subliminal messaging about my plans for my day...? (No injury sustained)
You once asked Twitter, @JeffBezos, where you should donate your fortune. @Inc Magazine agrees with me: Saving the rainforest that bears your company’s name makes perfect sense! https://t.co/1ceNnvu6x5