H A L E S 💭

[H A L E S 💭 @SteenHale]

Gatorade used to taste like winning soccer games.. now it just tastes like hangovers & regret

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far more logical system of keeping 400 tabs open on 32 browser windows until my computer crashes and I can finally be free.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i hate random sad days because having a heavy heart and an anxious mind is the worst

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

On my third trip to the garbage to read how long to cook these nuggets

[Sok-It @javasok]

Another day, another $6 latte just to feel something

[Mauler @MaulerMauler]

So I can use my fully loaded vaccine passport where exactly?

[Matt Rife @MattRifebg]

That chicken tender shortage got sis STRESSED

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

dasani water bottles should be ILLEGAL they should NOT be allowed to be sold that shit is Vile

[evn @cryb0i]

i dont have a single yeehaw left in me

[malek @offlinemalek]

idk who needs to hear this but fix ur posture rn

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Me on my way to critique the outfits from the Met Gala last night

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Thank you Steve.

[Sok-It @javasok]

My toxic trait is I think I need to buy an iced coffee every time I leave my house

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Steve leaving Blue’s Clues was a very emotional time. The closure was necessary

[Netflix Canada @Netflix_CA]

pain is: waking up on a thursday and thinking it's friday

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Who had it harder? Chris from Everybody hates Chris or Malcolm from Malcolm in the middle?

[The Sun @TheSun]

Orangutan mum tries on sunglasses that dropped in her enclosure and looks fabulous 😎

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Good Moanin