Barack: You told me all those years ago that you couldn’t promise me the world, but you could promise me an interesting life. Of course, you outdid yourself and managed to give me both.
Eight years in the crucible, and not once did you melt from the heat. Not once did you let it harden you. Instead, you used it to reveal your truest essence: your stubborn optimism and unflinching courage, your dazzling brilliance and unpretentious decency, your ferocious work ethic and absolutely unshakable moral fiber.
A timelapse view from our @SpaceX Dragon of the spectacular southern aurora seen in yesterday’s post, a result of a recent solar event. As opposed to the previous aurora I’ve seen, this one danced and snaked its way directly below us, putting on quite a show. I am in awe of this ethereal and emotionally evocative phenomenon.
@brightonsnapper Fold a black bin bag in your bag or a carrier bag and take you rubbish to a designated refuse bin or even home, that's what many of us locals do.
@Suenorwood4@PT_FC Congratulations to you Sue and the whole club, what you have all achieved is amazing and now the youngsters too what a great end of season party you will be having🍾🍺🥂
My Grandpa Was Found Fishing Near A
Pond By A Police Officer. His Bucket Was Full Of Fish.
Cop: "Do You Have A Fishing Permit, Sir?"
Grandpa: "Nope. These Are My Fish -I Brought Them From Home."
Cop: "What Do You Mean You Brought Them From Home?"
Grandpa: "Every Day I Come Here, Let The Fish Swim In The Pond For A Bit, And Then I Call Them Back."
Cop: "You Call The Fish Back?" Grandpa: "Yep. I Whistle, And They Jump Right Back Into The Bucket."
Cop: "Okay Then... Show Me." So Grandpa Calmly Empties The Bucket Into The Pond And Waits.
After A While, The Cop Says, "Well?!"
Grandpa: "Well What?"
Cop: "Aren'T You Going To Call Te Fish
Back?"
Grandpa: "What Fish?
@O2 I did an update on my phone last night and now it saying i have no simcard and will not go off flightmode, plus my phone has slowed right down any ideas please?.
@5150Inprogress@honjamesmoore Would that behaviour be tolerated in the workplace, absolutely not so why is it being allowed to continue by a sitting President?
BREAKING: EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.
Senator Mark Kelly just completely torched Donald Trump:
"When Donald Trump was driving the Taj Mahal casino into bankruptcy, I was getting shot at over Iraq and Kuwait. In 2001, after Donald Trump said that the collapse of the Twin Towers now meant he now owned the tallest skyscraper in Manhattan, I was carrying flags honoring 911 victims into space on a rocket ship. In 2003, when Donald Trump was writing birthday greetings to the monster, Jeffrey Epstein, I was the first on the scene to recover the bodies of my fellow astronauts who died when Space Shuttle Columbia exploded during re-entry. In 2011, when Trump was hosting a reality show, and peddling conspiracy theories against President Barack Obama, I was sitting next to my wife’s hospital bed as she recovered from a gunshot wound to the head."