Kosteevo

Sometimes good/Sometimes bad. Smokin, drinkin n overthinkin. Music, readin, gigs, stand up, tatts, randomness, holes, sarcasm.

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I'm bringing sexy back.

It's ok I have a receipt.

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Interesting that Trump says tesla with the hard r.

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@SkyNews Rishi Rich quits again!

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Women are simple. They just want everything. All the time. Except when they don't. Which is when they do.

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Random acts of intimacy

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She a fucubus not a succubus.

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Mental note: Pick up more mental note paper.

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Even on twitter I'm the weirdo in the corner mumbling to myself.

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In our relationship, no one will wear any pants.

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If silence speaks louder than words then why aren't mimes ruling the world?

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I will rock your world was probably the worst thing to say and why I lost in the first round at the rock, scissor, paper competition.

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If girls just wanna have fun why don't they stop bitching and let stuff slide.

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If you didn't want things to be awkward then why the hell am I here?

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Of course im a gentleman. That's why I spit on it.

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Hey girl, are you therapy? Cause I really should be in you more often.

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Me mid sentence: WAIT! Sorry, i've got an idea for a tweet. Therapist: You're not taking this seriously. Me: Shhhhh

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Why is it called a dick pic and not a dictafone?

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Weekend goals: To get high as a weather balloon. Kites are for bitches.

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Just tried to high 5 someone clearly on the walk of shame home. She left me hanging. Surprised the bitch got laid.

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Let's flip this bitch over and beat her backside.

~ Carpet cleaning sext.

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The best things in life are free.

Stealing is awesome.