stef haywood

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

When @rickygervais likes your tweet it must mean 1 thing.. We are now BFFs and I should get freebies for the next show 😂

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@ladbible @rickygervais

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@missnemmanuel I agree. I haven't found a decent vegan cheese that melts and doesn't stick to your teeth 🙈 they either go dry and crispy or melt and stick to your teeth so after every bite you need to rub your teeth 🤣🙈

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@PaddyMcGuinness Cats are just weird and fussy, I often saw my cat drinking from a puddle when he had fresh water inside. I now leave a bowl outside for him and he drinks from that instead. My other cat iv never seen her drink she's also weird and has weird eating habits 🤣

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@Irenittahm @JosephMorgan It was crazy. I slept with a set of drawers up against the door for ages 😂🙈

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@Irenittahm @JosephMorgan I remember watching The Strangers and was freaked out and pregnant. Then the same night some people tried to break into my house. I was scared for months after that 🙈

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

What a fucking great crowd at a packed out Nottingham arena tonight! Sick fuckers, though. Laughing at stuff they shouldn't. Hate crimes, to be honest. Disgusting. Cheers!

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

Just waiting for @rickygervais famous tweets about " @JaneFallon and all her friends" 🙊🙈

[Jane Robinson @jane_kjane]

No offence to Ricky but if that had been me, I would have been hugging you!! @JaneFallon

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@JaneFallon Does Montys mum and dad know he visits?

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@hitRECordJoe

[Louise @LouLou2109]

If you are stealing dogs from their family members who are out walking them you are fucking scum.

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@rickygervais

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@JaneFallon Oh wow they are beautiful Lovely to watch and hear. They'll be moving in soon 🙊

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@dapperlaughs @Mask0urHer0es

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

@BBCRadio4 I once read one of those 'How to Write a Novel' books when I was about 17. It said something like, never start a book with swearing or talk of the weather. Since then I've always wanted to start my novel with "It was raining like a c*nt"

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@frankbrunoboxer Tiger king

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.

[stef haywood @StefHaywood]

@judythom111 @TheEllenShow @cher Cats are sneaky. They curl up so they look extra cute so they can steal your body heat, they no we are weak and won't move them 🙈 cats rule the world we just live here 🤷‍♀️