Stef, in Texas

You change the sky, and not yourself, when you run across the sea.

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

The Copilot predictive text in my work email wants to write “Happy New Year” instead of “Happy Friday”. How can I trust anything Copilot does if it doesn’t even celebrate Fridays?

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

@Joseph_Duarte @GallantSays Thank you so much for landscape mode

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

@RamShirts 4-3 Astros

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

@HoustonTexans @957thefan @clownejd 🤘🏻

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

The Alexa GPP (Genuine People Personality) update is very Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

Why can’t #alexa get her act together? These two pictures were taken 30 seconds apart, and neither is the correct time for today’s @astros game. #worthless

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

@clutchthebear 🎄

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

Enjoying the kind of silence only achieved after every one opens their new Lego sets. #MerryChristmas

[Derek Stingley Jr. @stingjr]

#ProBowlVote  + @stingjr

Every RT counts as a vote 🙏🏽

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

@DreamTeamApple1 @HoustonTexans First game of the 2013 season, vs the Chargers. We were the late Monday night game. I was up watching with a brand new baby.

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Orange you glad we added navy on orange finally? On sale this weekend for $19.99 for most sizes. If I get at least 10 reposts I’ll give one away to a reposter. https://t.co/RlDhqi4FFN is the only place to get it.

[Houston Astros @astros]

The battle for the Silver Boot returns!

Thanks to the @TexasLottery, you and three friends have a chance to win an Astros MVP experience on Saturday, July 12! RT to win! #LUCKHAPPENS

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

@ribzoftiktok That butter has a bite mark 😬

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

Ethan Hunt died at the end of Movie 3. His heart stopped, and it cannot restart using percussive maintenance. Every other movie is hallucinations from his neurons as he dies.

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

For the Mothers Day finale, introducing my kids to the Keanu classic, “Speed”.

[Stef, in Texas @StefInTexas]

RT @RamShirts: If LMC gets 4 K’s today a random person who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site…

[RamShirts 🔥🤘🏽 @RamShirts]

If Batters 1-3 get 3 hits combined tonight a random person who retweets this & is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site.

This “PTS” was by @dlock13 who says “Altuve & Paredes both hitting well lately, Yordan is due w/ how hard he’s been hitting the ball”

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If The Diesel gets a Quality Start tonight a random person who retweets this & is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site.

This “Pick the Stat” was by @AHunter27T who says “He’s thrown 6ip in every start this season & only given up 3 runs once vs the Mets”

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🔥If Cy-Fair Alum Wesneski gets at least 5 K’s tonight a random person who retweets this & is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site.

This “Pick the Stat” was by me who says “If I assign you a day to pick the stat and send you two DMs please respond” 🫤