Stefan Jarmolowicz

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[Stefan Jarmolowicz @StefJarm]

@charlesthorp Charles! How are you, mate?! We've got two new @UPFitness gyms in LA now - Ultimate Performance Beverley Hills and Santa Monica (in addition to Brentwood and West Hollywood). You're always most welcome to visit!

[Stefan Jarmolowicz @StefJarm]

@bettssteve It's not about the money - I've got insurance/ATOL - more about the disappointment for the kids!

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Thank you @karting for a fab day!

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@Eman5695 Luna

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@YesterdaysBrit1 That game must have cost my parents a small fortune in replacement joysticks.

[Stefan Jarmolowicz @StefJarm]

@fullback03 We've become a laughing stock. Memes, GIFs, Paddy Power, lower league clubs using their social media accounts to laugh at us. Embarrassing. Good job we didn't make any 'stress purchases' in January eh?

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My little Isadora Moon! #WorldBookDay @H_Muncaster

[george @StokeyyG2]

Finally a win!

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Huge news for Spurs.

[Stefan Jarmolowicz @StefJarm]

@bob__spurs @DarrenAnderton Genuinely my favourite player growing up! I watched Daz for Portsmouth in the FA Cup semi-final ('92 I think?) and he was just different gravy. Was so happy when he signed for Spurs!

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@historigins How I react when I see @adrianpworsley once a year at Christmas.

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@gbutler0385 @HotspurMemories @DarrenAnderton @teamginola I was there for the game too, and @teamginola was absolutely mesmeric. Could have had a hat-trick if lady luck was on his side. What I wouldn't give for a Prime David Ginola in the current side!

[Stefan Jarmolowicz @StefJarm]

@HotspurMemories @DarrenAnderton @teamginola Ah for the glory (glory?) days when we had players who could actually shoot (on target) from outside the box and had an ounce of creativity!

[Stefan Jarmolowicz @StefJarm]

@olvrlstr We've bought some truly awful players. Nkoudo, Njie, Dragusin, Tel, Richarlison, Gallagher, Gedson Fernandes, Danjuma .... list is endless. All penny-pinching buys. If they combined the amount they spent on these mediocre players, we could have bought 3 or 4 really good players.

[Stefan Jarmolowicz @StefJarm]

@MrCracknell I'd never want to see us relegated. But unless something drastic happens, we will never be rid of these owners and the culture will never change. For some clubs, relegation is a wake-up call (e.g. Newcastle) but on the flip side, look at Leicester. Either way, our club is a mess

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@16bitnostalgia Spent literally hours on this game as a 15-year-old in the summer of '96. Absolutely iconic. Can still remember all the quotes from the games!

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@WeRTottenhamTV The fact there's only 12 games left, and Richarlison is our leading goalscorer with a paltry eight goals, is depressing.

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