Cheek of this chick at my job. I arrive one minute late because of my fucked up foot and she says "what time do you call this". I think that woman is my future wife tbh, she is the only person at the job I've been deep and personal with, and she swiped me on Tinder. 🤣
Now I have to go see someone about my foot and probably will have blood tests and will find out if I'm going to die from a hidden disease or illness that they've detected in my blood. 😫
Mate, I'm literally cooked. Just went to the doctor about my foot and had an anxiety attack, nearly fainted and puked, and had to leave the building to breathe. That was fucking insane. 😫😫
The woman I had a crush on for nearly 2 years has gotten pregnant, and that's how I instantly stop crushing on someone and lose all interest. On to the next one, I guess. 🤣
Wanted Saturday and Sunday off from work so I have more time to rest, both my coworkers left, and now I'm working 7 days a week. Fuck it, more hours, more monies. 🤣
Had my monthly audit at work today. I'm still rocking 7am is one of the cleanest out of the 44 my boss has to audit. And still at zero complaints. I thought and still think my standards have dropped, but not enough, it seems. 😀
Got this solar fountain for my garden. It lasted about an hour before it stopped working. It's from China, so not surprised. It's probably not even waterproof and those solar pannels are probably fake. It's been in the sun all day, and it's dead as dead is. 🤣
Mother gave me some baguettes, so I'm gonna make one into a sandwich, and I will take it to work with me tomorrow for my lunch. I've never taken a lunch to work with me in my life. Also, these smell absolutely amazing, like they've just been baked. 😍
My boss just messaged me asking if I can do extra hours at work tomorrow. Had to check because I booked a week off for next week, and apparently my week off is next month, so I still have a month before my week off which I thought was next week but it isn't. 🤣
One more day at work and I have a full week off. It will be the first time in about 3 years I've had more than like 2 days off in a row. I'm just gonna be this meme because I ain't got anything planned. 😫