Stef King

I wish I had something witty to say.

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@DrSzl @nruppe but free Rita's!

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@nruppe @kristis4squares I'll send yours to me then

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@nruppe I was actually asking @kristis4squares if it was acceptable to send myself chocolate fruit

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Slow walkers are the scum of society.

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Finally I can wear boots again!

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My mom spelt my name wrong. My life is lie.

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Why does everything smell like chicken tikka Marsala?!

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Munchkin is trying to drink my coffee. Like she needs any more energy.

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@heynikkie I love coffee and have no plans ever!

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I've done nothing but watch Mighty Ducks all day #quack

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Glad I'm not the only American to receive a Jens lecture on life in America.

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New drinking game, every time Jens says any version of socialism take a shot.

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@scullyyyy Jens says that was stupid.

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I still can't handle the fact that Pippi Longstocking is Swedish.

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It's really reassuring that the fire alarm just went off and no one moved. All those school fire drills for nothing.

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Apparently some people have never used a revolving door.

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I'm still mourning the loss of my headphones.

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I just saw the cutest reunion at the airport.

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My dad is launching fireworks out of an old paint roller. What could go wrong?

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@kristis4squares @azizansari I'm sad for you :(