People are going to piss in your Cheerios just because they're full of bile. Don't give them access to your bowl. If necessary. Stab them with your fork. You're eating cereal. You only need the spoon.
Crazy people telling everyone I'm the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. Can Alexander write books like these??
My New Brother-in-Law
The Twisted Deal
Unexpected Company: Pleasures from a Storm
Hephaestion A Vampire's 2300 Year Love Odyssey
See what the reincarnation hype is all about. Fucking lunatics think I am a vampire.
Now out on audio:
Hephaestion
A Vampire's 2300 Year Love Odyssey
Written by: Stefan Pride
Narrated by: Darcy Stark
Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
https://t.co/qr57O8Bjl4
Our last voyage on a cargo ship to the island of Mauritius, Hephaestion and I saw a Dodo that day. This picture still hangs in out living room, it was done by the our good friend Hendrick Avercamp, a Dutch painter. The three of us had some extraordinary fun times!
Crazy people telling everyone I'm the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. Can Alexander write books like these??
My New Brother-in-Law
The Twisted Deal
Unexpected Company: Pleasures from a Storm
Hephaestion A Vampire's 2300 Year Love Odyssey