I have no clue how it happened. But over the last 5 years me screaming profanity in a hentai tank top while waving golden guns has become a staple of crypto.
And I'm here for it. One last time. This is the last bull gents. This is my last season. The most woke leaves it all on the court this run.
We are going to make ungodly money, then shake hands and never to speak again.
I look forward to one final battle with you.
Then I'm turning 40 and fucking off forever.
Hugs. Kisses. Hold the hot gates. One more time.
🚨🇺🇸JOE ROGAN: KIDS WISH NETWORK RAISED $127 MILLION... ONLY 2.5% WENT TO KIDS
"Kids Wish Network.
Look at this.
They raised 127 million.
They paid the solicitors 109 million, and they spent percentage on direct cash aid to the actual kids as 2.5%. 2.5%.
Look at the Cancer Fund of America. Less than 1% went to the actual thing."
Source: @WallStreetApes@joerogan
I’m in jail. wtf. Here’s what happened.
I went out and drank ZERO for St Patties today.
A cop cornered me.
I told him I was bullish on ETH. He immediately booked me for public intox and indecency.
I guess I deserve it.
To be honest : I completely did not see a world where Bitcoin hits $110k and we did NOT see an ETH ATH.
Hence why I did not sell enough around the Trump election. That was clearly the time to dump alts and misreading ETH was fatal.
The pivot now is this : It very much looks like Trump is forcing low rates.
I don’t think people remember just how crazy markets moved when the printer was on and rates were low.
I see Trump forcing low rates and then pumping all risk markets.
With the rate he and institutions are buying ETH I’m pretty sure we see the new ETH aths.
Alts will return to their ATHs in single weekly candles when this happens.
The plan is be bored, hold and eat shit right now.
Times like this are by far the toughest in crypto because not only are losses more likely than gains….its also boring and an absolute chore staying actving.
Mark thy jelly’s tho: These points will deliver outlandish gains when we start to run.
Eth and all alts are sitting at the valleys of their oversold/time to buy charts. As far as these go it’s the best time to buy since 2023.
Survive and hold. Buy if you got the dry powder.
🚨 🇺🇸 ERIC TRUMP: "TRADITIONAL FINANCE WILL BECOME EXTINCT" WITHOUT CRYPTO
Eric Trump celebrated his father's Sunday crypto announcement as "genius" for giving retail investors a head start before markets open:
"For the first time, retail investors win"
The post throws down a challenge to Wall Street: adapt to a world that "no longer runs on a Mon-Friday, 9 to 5" or risk extinction.
The administration's planned Strategic Reserve will include Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP, Solana and Cardano.
Source: @EricTrump
Kind of proud of myself.
While most other big accounts chased clout seeking to align with any celebrity looking to launch a coin this cycle, I stayed in my lane. Dodged every one of em.
Protect your reputation at all costs.