Deathanie 💀

Mamma 👩‍🍼, coffee addict ☕ and lover of books 📚

Hold on tight, this ride is a wild one.💕

[Deathanie 💀 @Steffsutherland]

The only time I can get one of the babies to laugh is when I sing...

Not sure if I should take that as a good thing or that she's takin the piss

[Deathanie 💀 @Steffsutherland]

Random stranger: "What's the hardest thing about having twins?"

Me: "Definitely the second baby"

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Me every day since giving birth

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Found out today my xray results which show multiple wedge fractures in my spine which has resulted in a new diagnosis of kyphosis.

What else does life want to throw at me?!?!

[Deathanie 💀 @Steffsutherland]

Having a sad day today, I miss my big floofy doggo. Her passing happened so close to the twins arrival I don't think I fully processed it. But what I wouldn't give for a chance to give her a big cuddle again.

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Took all 3 girls to vote today, which makes today the twins most exciting venture out of the house in 8 weeks 😂.

I have 100% become a recluse with motherhood again.

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I still can't believe I brought these two squishes into the world. The human body is just mad when you think about it!!

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There's literally people walking faster than the cars are moving along back of hill road.. Shania Twain bringing out the largest crowd of summer session it seams.

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@CraigRoss0411 Haha amazing, glad to see I'm not the only one who loves a power wash!

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Can someone explain to me why powerwash simulator is so addictive? Best steam summer sale purchase!!

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@dy0b1 Haha you deffo should, just sit up kings knot 😂. Fuck paying £60 for a stirling gig!!

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One good thing about living in the Raploch, you can hear Stirling Summer sessions from inside the house. Nice wee free James Arthur serenade tonight, can't wait for Busted tomorrow 😂

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Today I learned about the Glasgow Ice Cream Van wars 😂😂. Made the 4 ice cream vans parked by our street today very suspicious 🤔

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The handiest thing that having kids has taught me.. Is how to eat meals one handed 😂

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2 crabby, needy babies means double cuddles but being stuck in the same position for naps....

I WAS NOT PREPARED.
so close, yet so far...

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Got to love stuff your kindle day!! 60 new books and all for free 🎊.

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So overwhelmed with life atm. Don't have sex guys, you might end up with twins and let me tell you it is EXHAUSTING!!

Tomorrow is a new day, and hopefully a better one 😂

[Deathanie 💀 @Steffsutherland]

Are we irresponsible parents for letting Riley watch Adventure Time... Do we care?! 😂

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I've needed a pee for about an hour now 😂😂

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Atm I'm dealing with having just given birth to twins who both have stomach issues, a 4 year old who needs time and attention, a possible compressed fracture/spine curvature, ripped off my big toe nail, an abscess and a cold.. And I wonder why I'm friggen overwhelmed 😂

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Oh and we've signed ourselves up to have the class guinea pigs this weekend. Welcome to the family Buzz and Woody. Enjoy the wild ride 😂