Stella Lane

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

Don't blame the girl who is being a bitch. Blame the jerk who made her that way.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

Home blood pressure monitoring is inexpensive and can save your life.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

When memories hit you, it hurts.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

H.O.P.E: Have Only Positive Expectations.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

Imagine a world where human beings empower each other.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

I wish I could meet myself from someone else's point of view...

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

I feel like I'm waiting for something that is never going to happen.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

liking someone's selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

Sorry, but there's no such thing as love at first sight. You just got really horny.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

I want my next girl to be crazy but more 'Lets fuck in public' crazy than 'I throw hot coffee in your face' crazy

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

A crooked cornstalk can have a straight ear.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

Never leave the one you need for the one you want.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

Learn to give your absence to those who don't appreciate your presence.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

Real men always have time for their woman. No matter what, even if he's busy, he'll find a way to make time for her.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

Life will move on, even if your heart doesn't.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

It is never too late to make things right.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

Never penalize your man from trying.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

Why don't we take off alone, take a trip somewhere far, far away.

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

going to the gym to throw donuts at all the skinny people

[Stella Lane @Stela_Lane]

y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz I'm rapin err'body out here.