Menopause is such a fun little season of life
You're exhausted by 2 PM, wide awake at 3 AM, overstimulated by group texts, mysteriously puffier than yesterday, your brain clocks out mid-sentence, and you are one chewing sound away from a felony.
I love that for us
BREAKING: MSHP Troop A confirms 12 people are dead in a plane crash near Butler, Mo. Memorial Airport. 1 pilot and 11 passengers. Butler Mayor confirmed there was a fire on scene. NTSB to investigate. We are on the way to the scene @kmbc
ICYMI 👀: The town of Salina, Kansas saw wind speeds reach 113 mph on Monday - that's equivalent to the winds of a Category 3 hurricane. The video shows a man running through the intense wind and rain as onlookers advised him to go inside.
@a_dose_of_wx KC area native here. I find that incredibly hard to believe unless you got more specific info, such as actually WHY besides “just plates.” 🤦🏼♀️
Brittany Curtis was about to leave the Walmart in Salina when the storm came through. If last night's 113 mph reading holds, it will be the strongest wind gust in Salina history. https://t.co/mfYj0u7ohN #KAKEnews#KSwx
Having pets is cool because wdym the universe said:
“Here’s a tiny soul in a fur suit. You’re responsible for each other now. Plus he gets to live rent free, supervise your bathroom visits judge you and share your snacks”.