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[🧋 @borrrielo]

I'm retiring the word "single".
going forward call me "unclaimed treasure".

[Simpy☘ @amaboutobloww]

Adulting ni kiundu very traumatizing 🤒

[b @cuntybangs]

was what we had real or cake

[Shiii🫧🦋 @lici_shiii]

Mara fight for what is yours,mara what is yours will always find you. Tunapigana ama hatupigani?!

[∞ ∴ @EverBetterDaily]

shoutout to all the plants growing through concrete.

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

need to make more money so i can buy this woman(me) anything she wants.

[gilly⁵⁰¹ 💌 @ahsokasgoggles]

autobots, let’s roll off a fucking cliff bc wtf

[Nanj the Dj✨ @NanjieGalgalo]

Can’t wait to have a boyfriend ndio nishinde kwake , ashinde kwangu etc. Izo vitu ma lovers hudoo

[Mechagodzilla in a Suit @BubonicsTonics]

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON THEY GOT OPTIMUS PRIME

[Wilinfeels @wilinfeels]

Dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

Going through a breakup in 2026 and having any kind of social media is basically having 47 unpaid therapists screaming conflicting instructions directly into your nervous system. “Go no contact.” “Unless you need closure.” “Tell him how you feel.” “If he wanted to, he would.” “Avoidants DO want to, they’re just terrified.” “That’s limerence.” “No, that’s grief.” “Detach.” “Feel your feelings.” “Block him.” “Don’t block him, that’s reactive.” “Don’t chase.” “Be vulnerable.” “Choose yourself.”

[TB @drebabys]

Rip dolly thanks for this HIT 💔

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

Hii peace of mind wanaume huongelea huwa nini haswa? Kutoulizwa wakifanya upuzi na kucheat sio?

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

I hope that after today I never hear about a woman’s self worth and purpose tied to only having children. Dolly Parton is everything and more and she wasn’t a mother. I NEVER want to hear anyone say that there is no purpose outside of being a mother after today

[Whackeen @Readerbell_]

Dolly Parton’s death just reminded me of Stormzy’s thread about Jolene 😭

[ProseccoBae 🥂 @wanjohistellah]

Weuh, huku third floor ukikunywa Sunday kurecover Ni Thursday 😭😭😭

[Max @BettKMax]

Lakini Ujinga ni kitu mbaya sana .

[tommy @opulentdiva]

AND FUCK JOLENE

[#MakeltSTOP #EndGBV #GBVinBotswana @dato_seiko]

CELINE DION, stay inside!!! I’m not even playing 😭😭

[໊ @soysabil]

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom