Stemp House

Twitter to be used for updates at Stemp House and also to answer questions lol. Ran by Shan and Laura (and their intern, Felix)

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Introducing... the new Stemp House spreadsheet! Everything has been put into one place for you. A one stop shop if you will!

https://t.co/RuJzCIui3E

There are some fun new things on the spreadsheet that are for you guys to use to make this more accessible to YOU.

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Is anyone else really sad or just me? All my taps are leaky

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@bosstrid ISN’T IT HORRIBLE?!

I’M BEING ORPHANED

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Counting down to Mum and Dad’s retirement be like:

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ICYMI, my parents are leaving me

💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭

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*another brick crumbled, signifying a sad day at Stemp House*

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Announcement incoming…

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@DrewettGunter 🧱

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it’s pretty lonely here this September…

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might just name a bunch of kids, whack ‘em in the filing cabinet and hope for the best

I’m going to get sued today, I can feel it

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feel like hosting an auction

the kind with children

children with trauma

4 legal reasons, this is not what it sounds like xoxooxoxo

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@LoriStemp_ maybe it’s time to put away the biscuits and beanbags, mama

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*brushes dust off the furniture*

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Did you guys seriously 50/50 us?

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Do you want the resident auction soon or closer to IC summer?

All residents will be allocated before IC summer but just want to get a plan of action in place.

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Do you want the resident auction soon or closer to IC summer?

All residents will be allocated before IC summer but just want to get a plan of action in place.

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*floorboards creak and spiders begin to take over empty rooms with cobwebs*

*perhaps we need some more children to live here…*

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@billielovestemp Oh phew I thought it was summer just gone. I forget my age

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🥹🥹🥹 I’M SO OLD

Can houses eat cake???

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary