Step Brothers

[Step Brothers @StepBro]

I'm warning you, right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you, in the neck, with a knife!

[Step Brothers @StepBro]

I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.

[Step Brothers @StepBro]

Holy Santa Claus Shit!

[Step Brothers @StepBro]

I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

[Step Brothers @StepBro]

You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

[Step Brothers @StepBro]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!

[Step Brothers @StepBro]

I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

[Step Brothers @StepBro]

Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!

[Step Brothers @StepBro]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

[Step Brothers @StepBro]

I haven't had sex in 6 months with someone other than myself. #horriblebosses