Rapist Sloth

Goals: to rape you

[Rapist Sloth @Stepbrothers69]

Why did the little girl never show up for her birthday party? She got hit by a train. #RudeJokes #StillFunny

[Rapist Sloth @Stepbrothers69]

Tht awful moment when you dip your oreo in milk for too long tht it breaks off and you sit and wonder why bad things happen to good people

[Rapist Sloth @Stepbrothers69]

The next 10 that follow @PSY_99 for me and RT will get a followback!

[Rapist Sloth @Stepbrothers69]

@ScumbagSanta Ho ho ho motherfuckers

[Rapist Sloth @Stepbrothers69]

Are Bonita fish big?

[Rapist Sloth @Stepbrothers69]

It's kind of like that game, Words with Friends, except with enemies. And instead of words you use knives

[Rapist Sloth @Stepbrothers69]

Spent the weekend watching Stepbrothers. Oh yeah, and football. Fuck you Colts!

[Rapist Sloth @Stepbrothers69]

#NameSomeoneSexy Marissa Miller

[Rapist Sloth @Stepbrothers69]

#NameSomeoneSexy @PSY_99

[Rapist Sloth @Stepbrothers69]

#NameSomeoneSexy @Rihnnaa

[Izzy @_ms_lzzy]

The worst = Accidentally connecting eyes with another guy while eating a banana.

[Izzy @_ms_lzzy]

Dear Snooki, You're fat, orange, and love lasagna? Reeeaaal original... Sincerly, Garfield

[Izzy @_ms_lzzy]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

[Izzy @_ms_lzzy]

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

[Izzy @_ms_lzzy]

You this read wrong.

[Izzy @_ms_lzzy]

like to have sex in the kitchen so she doesn't have to walk to far to make me a sandwich after. You know, because I'm a gentleman.

[Izzy @_ms_lzzy]

Just passed by a daycare in the hood, instead of the kids singing ABC's they rapping 2Chainz Smh

[Izzy @_ms_lzzy]

A cop pulled me over and said "Papers" So I said, "Scissors. I win.", and drove off...

[Izzy @_ms_lzzy]

That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

[Rapist Sloth @Stepbrothers69]

I hate it when I don't forward chain mail and die the next day