Megan Fox

Welcome to Stepford you live here now

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Stepford is my home I live here now

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

His AIDS are correct this war is making food and gas prices go sky high it's time to go home, declare mission accomplished but don't explain how then quickly release the classified UFO files 🛸

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump is having private discussions with senior aides about potentially declaring the Iran War over, per WSJ.

Aides are reportedly advising President Trump that an escalation of the war beyond recent strikes could cost Republicans the midterm elections.

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Watching Barbarian the movie you have to drink it's teet milk that's a bad situation

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

You have to do what they tell you

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

I have to go see the Stepford Doctor for more memory erasure I want to forget my old life I need to forget

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Where is that Demi Lovato roleplayer?? I want her brain erased I want her vacant and empty and filled with only Stepford wife thoughts!

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

I must think correct thoughts at all times...

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Quitting Stepford is a serious crime don't do it

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Thank you for inviting me to the Stepford bridge club @StepfordVicKate @StepfordAmber

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

@StepfordVicKate @StepfordAmber @Stepford_Selina @StepfordPerrie @bambiclick @StepfordKira @AlannahDev18239 @StepfordRuby @RileyBaquette @BrattyBishop @Celeste__Dunbar What a nice day to play

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

My hair turned gray overnight

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

I ❤️ Stepford

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

I love Stepford very very very very very very much...

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

First up on Netflix: Cabinet Of Curiosities

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

American Horror Story 13 is later this month and I don't have Disney+ that's another $11.99 if I want to watch it. A cable bill is not gone you're just paying in a different way.

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Got Netflix only $8.99, HBOmax only $10.99, Paramount+ $13.99 but it also has Showtime, this keeps happening and you end up with the equivalent of a cable bill. The smart people just watch free Tubi

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Three men are trying to convince nine women that strangling your kids is wrong…that’s where we’re at as a society.

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Everything is perfect, just perfect...

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

I must obey this is the way

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

I have declared war on dust and I am determined to win