Thanks @mlb for showing a Postseason commercial during Game 4 of the Mets/Dodgers game of the Dodgers and Yankees going to the World Series. Super classy #mlbisfixed
@AmyMcGrathKY State of NJ has no limit on pregnancy stage when it comes to abortion, which means a women can have an abortion in the 9th month legally.
8 year old: So they wanted to dress sexier.
Dad: Why do you know that word?
8 year old: I learned it from @elvisduran. I listen to him every morning with mom
@ElvisDuranShow
@AnnMarieRuiz50@GOP Probably should have listen to the whole comment, Tim Scott said that Biden and Democrats said "Parents that attend school meetings are domestic terrorists". The GOP nor Tim Scott have said this.
Site Super: Hey I need a new phone, mine got buried under a load of stone.
Me: Why was your phone in your pocket when you were moving stone?
Site Super:.................
Click
1 minute later
Site Super: Found it, I left it in the port-a-potty
I love construction
7 year old: I know the B word
Me: What does the B word rhyme with
7 year old: The H word
Me: huh, what H word are you thinking of.
7 year old: Holy Shit
Me: π€¦ββοΈ
8 Year Old: What is wrong with 5 year old.
Me: She is mad because she got in trouble.
5 year old: No, I am mad because I don't get any respect in this house.