Stephanie

professional laugher | wanna be traveler | working on my photography skills | penguin and harry potter obsessed

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

@SlowPokeSammy HAHAHAHAHA omg nailed it

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

@PhilipODearborn HAHAHAH be quiet.

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

@PhilipODearborn She’s 19 months old!! Get it straight.

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

@PhilipODearborn HAHAHAAHA What is going on over there papa?!

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

Breaking: Queen Elizabeth II, the longest-reigning monarch in British history, has died at the age of 96.

🔗: https://t.co/hGbifC2wmi

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

humans still suck. And these two are probably into dog fighting and were using Buddy as practice bait.

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 could not get through life and this newborn without you - forever grateful for you and your paternity leave 🖤🖤🖤

[D.A. @PhilipODearborn]

Love these paternity leave hot takes. My daughter just got out of NICU after two weeks. We were lucky to get her home that fast. We heard of another family going on their 4th month there. Leave made the worst/most worrisome two weeks of my life a lot less mentally taxing.

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

@MattWalshBlog Actually, there’s a ton dad can do when a baby is born….and if he’s not doing it, it’s a sign that’s he’s probably a dick. Help with changing, running errands, making food, console while crying, babysit while the other is showering/pooping/taking a fucking 5 minute break…

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

Of course #instagramdown happens on the day I’m supposed to give birth……HOW IS ANYONE GOING TO SEE MY BABY!!!!!!??? ……. (read with sarcasm, please)

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

@SlowPokeSammy FINALLY

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

@PhilipODearborn HAHAHAHA shhhhhhhh I love you

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

Same, Tony. Same.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tony. He’s been patiently waiting for hot girl summer to end so he can start his wrinkly potato autumn. 13/10

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

I mean, at least she was probably comfortable the entire night.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

What’s more American than a T-shirt head to toe?!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Siri. She heard you’re not supposed to go chasing waterfalls. Went anyway and it was lovely. Not sure why they say that. 13/10

[Sam Malone❌ @GizmosSpace3]

If you think being forced to wear a mask is bad, imagine being forced to have a baby.

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

@PhilipODearborn "It has long been recognized as a beautiful piece of bronze sculpture" lololol. Oh.

[Stephanie @StephBlanch_]

"When you notice that you’re having negative thoughts about how all of this is going to pan out, you need to remind yourself that you are not a very good fortune teller."

[KB @KaraRBrown]

People who can’t even explain photosynthesis trying to tell to me how this vaccine was made “differently than others”

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Blue Lives Matter - except Jan. 6th
Tough on terrorists- except white nationalists
My body, my choice! - for masks & vaccines only
Cancel culture’s bad - except when I do it
Deport undocumented - except my nanny
No big govt - except banning private business requiring proof of vax