Steph

[Steph @StephBucket]

Who tf was training for a 5k bc it certainly wasn’t me.

[Steph @StephBucket]

First 5k training sesh done

[Steph @StephBucket]

@2Kkarll

[Steph @StephBucket]

Are power hours still a thing?

[Steph @StephBucket]

@2Kkarll Thanks 4 the invite

[Steph @StephBucket]

@alannaschwarz @Vbertoti54 will

[Steph @StephBucket]

That time of the year when you crank the heat before work and blast the AC after.

[Steph @StephBucket]

Is stealing magnets off cars and collecting them still a thing?

[Steph @StephBucket]

Nothing flares my temper like the parking garage at work.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Gambit. Everyone said the doggie paddle would come naturally to him. Turns out they were right. 13/10

[sarah @sablaah]

me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket https://t.co/AyCif3GL1p

[Steph @StephBucket]

@alannaschwarz I want to play!!!

[Steph @StephBucket]

This gif accurately describes how I feel.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Steph @StephBucket]

https://t.co/PLDP6PVCXW

[Steph @StephBucket]

@theufcbaddy and I have the same dance moves.

[Steph @StephBucket]

My patient looked at my badge, and said “why wouldn’t you keep your hair that color, it WAS beautiful.” Thanks pal, really boosts the self esteem.

[Steph @StephBucket]

My patient’s husband looked at me, looked at my badge, then looked right back at me and deadpan stated “well you don’t look like that.”
And you know what… he’s right. I am a badge ID catfish.

[Steph @StephBucket]

A patient asked me if I was qualified for my job because I didn’t know how much water a dishwasher can hold…

[Steph @StephBucket]

Too… I’m educated I swear

[Steph @StephBucket]

My patient told me I talk to loudly. Guess I’m not very therapeutic after all, time to retire.