Stephanie Hayes

Columnist at @TB_Times. Syndicated via @CreatorsNation. Morning fiction writer.

[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

Surprise! Creators Syndicate, which syndicates my @tampabaytimes column, has pulled together a book of my essays. They can now be yours in bound page form with a slumpy manatee on the cover. https://t.co/CDhiT1HhY8

[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

Needed a mental break from ✨ takes✨. Come table shopping with me https://t.co/ptyJDxRgZr

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Submitting your draft

[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

My jaw was on the floor https://t.co/UYeHnaUJEW

[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

Never seen them in two places at the same time, have you?

[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

“LEAVE ME ALONE.” - Me screaming at my Apple Watch as it tells me to “make it happen today”

[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

Alright, everyone, let's go. https://t.co/JeDULzYhD0

[The New York Times @nytimes]

News Analysis: After Donald Trump’s win, the U.S. is on the edge of an authoritarian style of governance never before seen in its 248-year history. https://t.co/Vs0bgWFGXf

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Watching Uncut Gems to relax

[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

I just typoed "election day" as "electron day," which frankly sounds a lot more fun and lighthearted and science-museumy.

[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

Here's what I think on the endorsement front. Lucky to work somewhere that openly invites disagreement and dialogue. https://t.co/stZnBnAKe1

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

Bridget Jones is a perfect film actually.

[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

“You can’t miss it. You’ll see the sign that says ‘Biden has dementia.’ Turn in there.” - me giving my husband simple road directions in the year 2024.

[Chris Tisch @christisch1]

🔥 "I’m furious at the generations of leaders who could have put protections in place but instead continue to bend over and get spanked by Big Condo." 🔥
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[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

Debris is the contents of a life.
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[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

Why in every coffee shop is there a dude who looks like Justin Bieber talking loudly into an earpiece about raising $5 million in capital?

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

i think it's probably great and healthy that my body is now always in a constant state of anxiety, fear, and eternal stress

[Stephanie Hayes @stephhayes]

My Outlook will be all, "THIS IS BLOCKED CONTENT BECAUSE THIS USER ISN'T TRUSTED," and I will be all, "Oh, no, here we go" and click with one eye closed, and the message will be a thumbs-up emoji.