Stephanie Marie

I tweet about nonsense. I believe in karma. And love. I hate glitter. I love food. RN. 💑🐶🏡👧🏼🧒🏼

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

Brian Higgins, Brian Albert, Nicole Albert, Matt McCabe, Jennifer McCabe, Brian Tully, Yuri Bukhenik, and Michael Proctor are all being sued by Karen Read. All of them lied under oath during her murder trials. All of them conspired to frame an innocent woman for murder.

[Stephanie Marie @StephMarie78]

@ScotSroka And still going 😳

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What’s more annoying, Pete Carroll’s gum chewing or Bill Belichick cut off sweatshirt? 🫢🫣

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My 4 year old pronounces “pentagon” as “prismgon” and I never want to forget this 🥺 also how does she know what a pentagon is?! “Look mama it has 5 sides!”

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@Kerry__Marie I mean most weeks I only work 32 😏

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Went to bed at 10p, got a visit from the 3 yo at 11 bc she forgot to give me kiss and had to go in by baby at 1225. But @ocandrew24 be snoozing no worries 😑

[Stephanie Marie @StephMarie78]

@nursekelsey Raya a@s the last dragon was cute!

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When you’re doing your jaw exercises before bed (bc you’re 32 years old with joint disease in your jaw 😫🥴) and get one side to click and tell your sleeping husband hoping he’d hear you and share your excitement, that’s when you know you old 👵🏼🤣🙋🏼‍♀️ It me.

[Stephanie Marie @StephMarie78]

@MLBONFOX Geoff Jenkins and Jeff Cirillo

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It’s so typical that only moms hear the baby/kids cry, can’t even get a break on Mother’s Day weekend. Should’ve slept on my husband’s side of the bed since that’s where you magically don’t hear anything 🤔 #MothersDay #nodaysoff

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I heard someone question why there’d be an astronaut in the ocean and I thought to myself you clearly don’t have a toddler who watches Octonauts 🤔🧑🏼‍🚀🧜🏼‍♀️

[Stephanie Marie @StephMarie78]

@PostMalone “Rckstar” will forever remind me of the car ride to the hospital when I was in labor with Kinsley I was jamming between contractions. I don’t remember the drive with Kane I blacked out 😂

[Stephanie Marie @StephMarie78]

@ScotSroka I might’ve even told her I was gonna throw her away 🤣🤣🤣

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I don’t know how many times I said “or I’m throwing it away” today to my toddler 🤦🏼‍♀️

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I would take another unmedicated birth over this constant jaw pain due to TMJ syndrome 😖😫

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@Kerry__Marie I miss my friends 😭😭😭

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@Kerry__Marie Aj did this with Kins Pom Pom hat that I have to match and it went from furry to fuzz ball 😫

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Sometimes the only thing that calms Kane down is my cheek on his, his whole body melts into my face/neck and I just love him so much 😭

[Stephanie Marie @StephMarie78]

@nursekelsey Found out the hospital I work for is giving us a bonus, went and saw Christmas lights with my daughter and snuggled my newborn son

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Happy birthday @RJRetzlaff 🥳