Steph Rollens

enthusiast ☀️

[Steph Rollens @StephRollens]

haven’t women been through enough

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

i am feeling quite

[Bree Amaral @breeamaral13]

Me to @Ticketmaster when they moved the Taylor Swift Capital One presale with no real warning

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas

[Steph Rollens @StephRollens]

@MxMichaelSwartz it’s giving -

[𝔼𝕧𝕚𝕝 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕫 @MxMichaelSwartz]

Sam, The first night at bed when you left, Ron made out with 2 girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress's breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women.

[julia hava @binchcity]

Speaking out about a cause close to my heart

[𝔼𝕧𝕚𝕝 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕫 @MxMichaelSwartz]

idk why i made this but here you go

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

I SAID YES 💕💕💕💕💍💍💍🥰🥰🥰 to multiple people when they asked me to do things! and now i’m overwhelmed

[Steph Rollens @StephRollens]

pouring one out for the @sap social media manager who has to deal with this tomorrow 🍻

(but like, definitely fire her ew)

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

COVID-denier in Nebraska coughs on shoppers at a supermarket

[Steph Rollens @StephRollens]

what’re you spiraling about today? mine is the fact that I left my phone in my pocket and somehow started a live Facebook video, then when I went to make sure it was deleted, got prompted to add a legacy contact in case I die. @builtsides you are the chosen one 👼🏻

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

don’t hit me up unless you’re a witch

[Josh @FLITTER]

get fucked, asshole

[Steph Rollens @StephRollens]

For anyone who’s screamed about public assistance and stimulus checks being communist in the past year, I know times like these can be a really scary 🥺😔😔

Now’s the time to stick to your principles and send that stimulus check to your local comrade - Venmo in my bio 💕

[Steph Rollens @StephRollens]

@haleybesser @lizzettejannett they call it a dream job, because you have to be asleep to believe it 😌

[Steph Rollens @StephRollens]

I’m now identifying as a ‘sports bigot’ #SuperBowl

[Steph Rollens @StephRollens]

@squintsNY couldn’t have said it better myself 😭😭😭

[Steph Rollens @StephRollens]

it’s hard to describe how I’m feeling at the moment, but it’s somewhere between tired spongebob, and Grandpa Joe getting a golden ticket #InaugurationDay

[Steph Rollens @StephRollens]

we love to see it 😌 @PPFA

[rainygay @rainygay1]

Elizabeth Warren wearing a Planned Parenthood scarf to bully Mike Pence 😂