Steph Saites

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

Why do men always look in the Kleenex after blowing their nose...what are you looking for #nasty #dontdothat

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

Halloweentown will forever and always have a special place in my heart 🎃

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

Fasting isn't my strong suit #iwantpizza

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

People with real hair have no idea how lucky they truly are #itchy #wigproblems #fuckcancer #iwantmyhair

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

Are you supposed to use shampoo if you're bald? #conflicted #lifemysteries

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

You guys may be drinking green beer but I have a rice Krispy square #StPatricksDay 🍀

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

@thehannahwhite lol fair enough, not a good enough number or situation to overlook the whole bad porn meet and greet

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

@thehannahwhite but was he hot? Because that would make it all ok

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

On the bright side, all these hospital stays, appointments and bed rests have allowed me to miss the darkest and hairiest time of Movember 👨

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

I convinced papa to make me a breakfast sandwich this morning and I can already smell the bacon from the floor above #goodmorning

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

Am I the only one that doesn't really grasp the idea of a "starter pack" #outoftheloop

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

@victoriajoch don't you worry vjoch, I can't even leave the house right now

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

On night 2 in the hospital I learned that my roommate snores very loudly

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

Wool socks, hoodies, make up free faces, dark circles and blank stares lead me to believe that essay season is upon us

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

True North, strong and free. To hell with those who try to make us think differently. #PrayForOttawa

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

My mom just asked me if I'd watch Jump 22 with her. It took me a while to realize she meant 22 Jump street. At least she tried

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

3 words that instantly make me furious: Saved By Rask #goaway #GoHabsGo

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

I was going to wear rain boots but thought it was overkill..never doubt yourself. In other news, today was a bad day to wear a white dress☔️

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

Watching people pull a "push" door is endlessly entertaining #survivalofthefittest

[Steph Saites @StephSaites]

Got my eyeliner perfect first shot, got my tights on without ripping them. It's gonna be a good day kids