Sassy Pants McGee

Sarcastic bitch. On my way to becoming a crazy cat lady.

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

If you’re trying to decide on having kids, I highly recommend going to Disney childless… Best birth control out there…

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

@whoisgreggarcia When I saw the preview and he said “wow trash cans have gotten fancy, what other colors do they come in” I knew I had to watch. I wasn’t disappointed. Loved it!

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

I’d really like the hour and forty minutes of my life that I spent watching Rob Zombies “The Muensters” back. Paying homage is one thing, trying to have shitty actors mimic the original is another. It didn’t work and was just plain cringeworthy.

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

I love how up in arms Republicans are over student debt. I hear “pay your own fucking loans”… Guess what? I don’t have any kids but have been paying school taxes all my adult life. PAY FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING KIDS #loanforgiveness

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

Mmmmm @dunkindonuts this sure does look appetizing…. Muffin burnt to hell…

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

@turkpea I know, me too. We look forward to it every year.

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

Um, WTF is this shit #HalloweenWars ? This is not what I look forward too every year. Fix this for next year. Bring back the pumpkins and bring back Jonathan.

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

I love when doctors tell u to be 15 mins early, then they are 50 mins late…

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

It’s been 2 hours and they only gave out 3 freaking awards?!? WTF?!? #GRAMMYs

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

@TheTweetOfGod Can someone please bubble wrap Betty White and Paul McCartney? They are the best we have left. Can’t take any chances.

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

@RickyKavin1213 Did they say why? I missed the first 5 mins

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

I think it’s time we address the real hero’s of the day. @VP @KamalaHarris @DrBiden for wearing heels ALL DAMN DAY!

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

Well freaking done @foofighters! That was what we all needed to end the day! #BidenHarrisInauguration #InaugurationDay

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

Shall we take bets on when Melania files for divorce? #Melania #2020Elections #ByeByeTrump

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

I cannot wait to go back to not caring about politics on Thursday. #InaugurationDay #2020Elections #TrumpIsALaughingStock

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

Goddammit @BestBuy I spent 20 minutes on a call telling u to apply excess payments to a promotional balance, which u assured me you would, only to find out you did not. Is there no end to your sucking?!?

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

I must be watching something different then the rest of the world. Since when is smashing windows and breaking down doors considered peaceful? #RepublicansDontCare

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

@soloadventurer It’s just unreal.... Like, we knew it was coming , but.... God help us

[Sassy Pants McGee @StephSassypants]

@soloadventurer No it’s the official counting of the Electoral College votes. It’s already been verified, but for some reason on the 6th, they are claiming republicans are going to fight it AGAIN! I just DO NOT get it.