Steph

Optimizing health and sarcasm

[Steph @StephSlings]

@FOS He can use those to chop….the jerseys up

[Steph @StephSlings]

@aubrey_huff Aaaaand now I’m being accused of sexual assault

[Steph @StephSlings]

The only time it is acceptable to complain about something that you have no control over is when I or someone I like does it

[Steph @StephSlings]

My emotional state relies heavily on how my girlfriend treats me that day.

I’m sure that is healthy and has nothing to do with my overall lack of confidence as a man.

[Steph @StephSlings]

Hyped for these WNBA playoffs

[Steph @StephSlings]

@thedulab Think like a girl 😂 sometimes it really is that simple

[Steph @StephSlings]

@barstoolsports This generation is cooked

[Steph @StephSlings]

The makings of this war and overall global unrest started right around the time that @Chilis got rid of their 2 for 20.

And don’t even get me started about their all day happy hour and free bottomless chips and salsa

Nice country we used to have…

[Steph @StephSlings]

@chandlerreed

[Steph @StephSlings]

@JayadityaSethi Golf

[Steph @StephSlings]

Sickening

[Jomboy @Jomboy_]

No-hitter got ruined by an obscure rule

[Steph @StephSlings]

Is this good?

[Rays The Roof @RaysTheRoofTB]

Welcome To The Rotation

#RaysUp

[Steph @StephSlings]

@Chilis Yo haha hell yeah bro

[Steph @StephSlings]

@TheConnorPils All ball

[Steph @StephSlings]

@247Rays Nope sorry the Tampa Bay Sun already occupy

[Steph @StephSlings]

I went to a place called Pete’s bagels today that was completely sold out of, get this…bagels. Maybe idk how bagel places work but if there’s one thing there should be enough of until closing, its bagels.

[Leopold Williams, JD @ClubStauskas]

Bullpen game tonight

[Steph @StephSlings]

@tferriss

[Steph @StephSlings]

@CamineroSzn Getting hot at the wrong time. A man only has so many hits in him during one lifetime and spring training is not the time to use them.

[Steph @StephSlings]

@Pitchin_Prowess Can you please explain further?