kilowattie

Me. 28. Aberdeen. MSc in Reproductive and Developmental Biology 🐣 Tweet absolute bullshit tbh. Make mad the guilty and appal the free.✌️

[kilowattie @StephWattie]

You shouldn't give your fucks away. Make them work for it.

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Men are fuckin UNHINGED, I changed my WhatsApp photo to just me and some random that I matched with over 2 years ago is like “heyyy how are you? ;)” fuckin excuse me sir?!

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Tryna fkn sleep but can’t get Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) out of my head 💀

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“Are they (past abusers) reliable witnesses?”
“She has more faces than the town clock”

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Tweeting out of pocket things my psychologist says to me: “Some people are dandelions and some people are orchids” 🧵

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“You can’t pour from an empty cup”
“You’re like a magic 8 ball, sometimes you have to try again later”

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Rest in Peace Lord Vader

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I’m so bad at tidying, I leant over my bed to grab a can for the recycling and ended up on TikTok

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@CBRE_UK would love to know why your employee thought this was an acceptable way to park the work van? Beach boulevard retail park, Aberdeen, 17.35. I appreciate I’m on the line (to fit my car in the space) but I was sitting in my car while he did it and my car shook. Careless.

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How does everyone else text their supervisor? Cos this is me

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The most fuckin depressing thing is the fact I’ve been mentally ill for more than a decade like will it end orrrrr

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People say it’s a good thing that I look young but I’ve just had the bloody Spanish Inquisition while trying to buy a cider

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@clhubes Took him out the tiniest bit too early

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We could just start stealing instead

[R. @TeslaOnDiet]

Just found out that 85% of the purchases in the world are made by women and I want to throw up and not buy a single thing ever again. Consumerism is anti-feminist.

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Today I was refused matches (a 16 product) because I didn’t have my ID on me… I know it’s think 25 but cmon 😑 the guy didn’t believe I was 28, like mate I wish I wasn’t please just let me buy matches so I can light my candles in an aesthetically pleasing manner🙃

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Now he’s let my cat go live with him despite being scared of cats, so that I can stay over more 😍🥰

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Now that I’m in a relationship where my partner actively shows he wants me and wants a future with me I cannot believe how delusional I was in my last one 😬

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Like today my boyfriend asked me if I’d want to live with him in the future (not possible rn due to current circumstances) then started speaking about how we’d need a big garden for my dogs and it’s just so nice to be accepted and loved and for someone to want you around

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Nah this time last year I literally had covid and tonsillitis within 3 weeks of eachother and I was so dead I stopped the gym. It’s now been a year since and I haven’t been back, oops 😅

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@puppymom93 I had uterine biopsies a year or so ago with no pain medication, they told me to take some paracetamol half an hour beforehand and a nurse had to hold my shoulders down when they did the scrapings because it was so sore my reaction was to curl over into a ball 🙄