Stephanie Murphy

[Jennifer Sey @JenniferSey]

Hey @Twitter … what exactly is misinformation here?

-FDA approved ✅
-suspended in other countries for under 30 ✅
-now giving in US to babies ✅

Perhaps admit you just suspend people who say things you don’t like.

@elonmusk look 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

Gym tip: Make friends with the personal trainers (at least one), so if you’re unsure about a new machine, you can just ask them instead of looking like a dork 😂

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

Trying to book a flight for myself has helped me confirm that @SouthwestAir is THE supreme airline.🫶🏼💙❤️💛 #SouthwestAirlines

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

Dudes stay scratching their crack like no one can see it…😐🥴

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party.

But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican.

Now, watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold … 🍿

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

I try to be nice to everybody so it's annoying when they make it difficult.

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

Working out at the gym in wedge booties… #onlyinboca

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

Took an almost 2 hour nap today and my body has let me know, that was a mistake.🙂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Very important to fix your Twitter feed:

1. Tap home button.
2. Tap stars on upper right of screen.
3. Select “Latest tweets”.

You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize.

Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

I don’t know if I believe this🤨😅 More than once I’ve used the phrase “I literally don’t care, I just have to pee.”

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

You're more likely to make rational decisions when your bladder is full

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

I’ve kinda missed spilling my internal monologue into tweets. Facebook statuses aren’t casual enough for my unnecessary and pointless thoughts.

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

Also today, a girl came in carrying her cat to order her food. It was one of the most beautiful cats I’ve ever seen, but my point is…welcome to south Florida.😂

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

Today I was ringing up a guy at work & when he handed me his cash for his FOOD, my brain shorted out in some evil way & I thought he was TIPPING me. So I smiled like an idiot & said “oh thank u!! I’m gonna put it in our tip jar, ok?” He froze & said, “uhh, that’s for my food…”🥲

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

@HeavenTyndall Hahaha on the home page, top right corner, click those little stars!🤩

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

Changed my Twitter to chronological order and now I’m finally seeing things other than sponsored ads/suggested topics... ya know, like the people I actually follow😀

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

The day I wear a makeup stained shirt that looks like a food stain to the gym, they want to take an updated photo for my profile🙂

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

Heckin rockstar 🇺🇸😎🥳

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Governor DeSantis is putting $800 million towards raising Florida teachers’ salaries. https://t.co/s4Hhtnidgx

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

Happy birthday Dad. Love & miss you every day. My earliest memories are my fondest thanks to you. Hanging on to the handlebars of the motorbike, on your morning lap of the zoo. Every minute with you was a blessing.
I’m gonna ride that lap on your old motorbike this afternoon. ❤️

[Stephanie Murphy @Steph_Milligan]

@SnoopDogg is having so much fun 😂

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

Another “Conspiracy Theory”

Guess Trump was right about ANOTHER ONE!!