Steph Reining

A good tweet is like a good haircut. You walk around all proud and confident after, but ultimately only your mom notices.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

History. #500rtiz https://t.co/eSz0igOkWD

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

Thought I saw a firefly tonight. Turned out to be light reflecting off a piece of garbage. Either way- it's in a mason jar on my nightstand.

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

Yelled "Who loves orange soda?" to a group of 20 yr olds tonight and was met with the saddest silence of my life.
I don't want to be old.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Every truck is a food truck if you're a cannibal

[Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene]

Nothing more real than the way your face fades after smiling for a picture

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader for next year's hosts, please. #GoldenGlobes

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

Is a stress fracture when I get really stressed and then punch someone in the face?

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

My dad telling multiple workers leaving that they should take the rest of the year off has been my favorite thing about 2014. @Reinings

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

@apropst6 and I once wrote Colbert urging him to let 2 underage idiots into his taping. Thats still the most we've ever cared about anything

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

Take away for the day: the office will get rewarded with beer if we don't know how the fax machine works. @idne25

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

Netflix won't let me watch any more X-Files...
You know it's bad when even your computer stages an intervention.

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

Very excited to bring in the Holiday season with my first candy cane of the year. Which will be followed immediately by my 2nd, 3rd, and 4th

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

Halloween always just ends up with me trying to follow any power ranger I see on the street.

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

A tour group outside my office has just been staring up at our building for ten minutes. That'll teach them to buy the discounted NYC loop.

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

Just got a cash prize for winning musical chairs at a Halloween party. What is adulthood?

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

@idne25 You got me there. Out of the seven choices on all of broadway, it was by far the best.

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

I've never met a street fair I didn't regret going to.

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

If it looks like I'm being rude texting at a party, I'm really on Google maps figuring how I'm getting out of there. #differentkindofrude

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

Steve Higgins is a national treasure.

[Steph Reining @Steph_Reining]

I really need to stop watching Hannibal around mealtime.