Stephanie Robinson

Marketing Wiz | Champagne enthusiast | Based in London

[Stephanie Robinson @Steph_Sampson8]

What do we think this is? A tip of a glove perhaps? 🤔 #whatisthis @Tesco

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APRIL PREDICTIONS
- There will be pollen
- Chocolate eggs will outsell regular eggs
- Chocolate bunnies will outsell regular bunnies
- Chocolate will outsell everything
- People will think they don't need jackets
- People will still need jackets
- Daffodils will be everywhere

[Stephanie Robinson @Steph_Sampson8]

#sos

[Stephanie Robinson @Steph_Sampson8]

@HeathrowAirport how is the best way to find a passenger who’s flight has been delayed to tomorrow at terminal 5? Their phone is off due to no battery and we need to see if they need assistance tonight! #help

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"And so it begins."

- every person with hayfever in the country

[Stephanie Robinson @Steph_Sampson8]

@EmmaKennedy @Tailored10

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HAPPY REDUCED HEART-SHAPED CHOCOLATE DAY EVERYONE.

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to:

Not be too ambitious or high-achieving.
Not earn more than my partner (too late)
Not go to a park.
Not to drink alcohol.
Not to go through menopause.

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IT'S OVER.
IT'S FINALLY OVER.

[Stephanie Robinson @Steph_Sampson8]

@Backpainandwine Considering u haven’t had a child how do you know thats it’s time off?shame on any women who agree with this statement, if you haven’t had a baby u don’t know the toll your body + mind go through. if you do fall pregnant que the ‘my work doesn’t give me enough time off’ pityparty

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BREAKING NEWS:
It is still January.

Carry on doing what you're doing. Crying, probably.

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Good news everyone, we're now more than halfway through January. Just another 378 days left.

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THINGS JANUARY IS LONGER THAN:
Big Ben
Stephen Merchant stood on Richard Osman's shoulders
A game of Risk with 4 tortoises
The collective pause on a Teams call when someone asks "does that make sense?"
331 Februarys

JANUARY IS SHORTER THAN:
Avatar: The Way of Water

[Stephanie Robinson @Steph_Sampson8]

@jdrsampson So handsome 🤍

[Stephanie Robinson @Steph_Sampson8]

@father_brand 😯

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IT IS SEPTEMBER 1ST. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

ACTUAL SEPTEMBER 1ST. THE 9TH MONTH OF THE YEAR. 2022. WE REPEAT. NOT A DRILL.

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THINGS TODAY IS HOTTER THAN:
A ghost pepper
A ghost pepper heated up in an industrial microwave
Chris Hemsworth eating a ghost pepper heated up in an industrial microwave

THINGS TODAY ISN'T HOTTER THAN:
The rest of this week apparently

Help us all.

[Stephanie Robinson @Steph_Sampson8]

@father_brand It’s always PopPop’s Day to Arlo & Finn🥰

[Stephanie Robinson @Steph_Sampson8]

@pret last week no ice at Tower Hill and today no ice at Liverpool street!? Pregnant ladies can’t have hot coffee in this heat!

[Stephanie Robinson @Steph_Sampson8]

@Pret_uk last week no ice at Tower Hill and today no ice at Liverpool street!? Pregnant ladies can’t have hot coffee in this heat!