S t e p h a n i e 🖤

My brother tells me I have more Issues than Vogue.

[S t e p h a n i e 🖤 @StephaanieAlexx]

Mom might of raised a depressed, emotionally unstable, nervous wreck but she ain’t raised no BITCH

[S t e p h a n i e 🖤 @StephaanieAlexx]

Anyone wanna donate funds so I can buy new AirPods mine were stolen 🥲

[S t e p h a n i e 🖤 @StephaanieAlexx]

everyone likes my eyes nobody likes the fact that i’m insane

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
https://t.co/BkMk95QIbj

[S t e p h a n i e 🖤 @StephaanieAlexx]

My own past annoys me like what was I even thinking??

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m letting you know again.. stop playing with my kid btch.. you just mad cuz your son fav color is 5.. GET TF ON YOU CRACKHEAD

[S t e p h a n i e 🖤 @StephaanieAlexx]

Do you agree that a man under 5’6 is a labubu?

[S t e p h a n i e 🖤 @StephaanieAlexx]

I need a portrait of my cats

[S t e p h a n i e 🖤 @StephaanieAlexx]

Me realizing my age is getting serious but life is definitely not

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

Me trying to calm all my personalities so we don’t go to jail

[ᶠᵃⁿ In-N-Out Burgers @innoutburger_]

DON'T LIE. I KNOW YOU'VE ACCIDENTALLY ATE THE BROWN PIECE OF PAPER AROUND YOUR BURGER BECAUSE YOU WERE STARVING.

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

yes.

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

i be disgusted with my past like damnn wtf was i thinking

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

"You're in your prime years"

me :

[S t e p h a n i e 🖤 @StephaanieAlexx]

You can just
supercalifragilistickissmyassadocious

[Most @Most]

one thing about @trixiemattel is that she's always right

[♰ @reeceollld]

“are you taken?”
yeah as a joke